Short king is the worst term in fucking history

[derrick_sw05]

Would rather be called a Punjabi manlet who will never reproduce

 

[Deleted member 31457]

Punjabi manlet who will never reproduce

 

[HeightPilledum]

The fact is that kings were very often taller than average...
I refuse to call a manlet "king" only because he's a manlet. Nobody calls me a "tall king"

 

[Deleted member 21048]

Ok GrAY

 

[DildoFaggins]

The fact is that kings were very often taller than average...
I refuse to call a manlet "king" only because he's a manlet. Nobody calls me a "tall king"

it's already implied that we're kings since we're tall

 

[Deleted member 21345]

The fact is that kings were very often taller than average...
I refuse to call a manlet "king" only because he's a manlet. Nobody calls me a "tall king"

Tbh the kings who were actually short probably frauded hard, killed anyone who spread rumors of their real height and wore royal lifts everywhere

 

[HeightPilledum]

Tbh the kings who were actually short probably frauded hard, killed anyone who spread rumors of their real height and wore royal lifts everywhere

Nha.
Even Augustus, who was insecure about his height couldn't escape Sedonius noting the fact that he wore elevator (clown) shoes to not appear too short next to his bodyguards

Fucking Julius Caesar was insecure about the fact that he was balding very early

 

[NotAMogger]

I almost read that as pajeet manlet.

 

[thecel]

royal lifts

you’re so funny

I want to be with a girl like you

 

[derrick_sw05]

Ok GrAY

I’m chasing greatness bro, one day you will eat this words when I’m at 100k posts

 

[plukee]

Tbh the kings who were actually short probably frauded hard, killed anyone who spread rumors of their real height and wore royal lifts everywhere

Napoleon mogs hard tbh

 

[derrick_sw05]

you’re so funny

I want to be with a girl like you

Did you transmaxx?

 

[Deleted member 21048]

I’m chasing greatness bro, one day you will eat this words when I’m at 100k posts

Id be ascended by then

 

[derrick_sw05]

Napoleon mogs hard tbh

He’s more known for being a manlet than a genius tactician who conquered Europe

 

[derrick_sw05]

Id be ascended by then

You will be rotting on this website until the sun explodes

 

[Deleted member 21048]

You will be rotting on this website until the sun explodes

Same for y

 

[Deleted member 21345]

Napoleon mogs hard tbh

He was above average height for his time

It's just British propaganda and he had the nickname "little corporal" because he was surrounded by giant bodyguards

 

[thecel]

Did you transmaxx?

temporarily, and poorly

I gotta improve my makeup skills