Rage Short king is the worst term in fucking history

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Punjabi manlet who will never reproduce
 
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The fact is that kings were very often taller than average...
I refuse to call a manlet "king" only because he's a manlet. Nobody calls me a "tall king"
 
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The fact is that kings were very often taller than average...
I refuse to call a manlet "king" only because he's a manlet. Nobody calls me a "tall king"
Tbh the kings who were actually short probably frauded hard, killed anyone who spread rumors of their real height and wore royal lifts everywhere
 
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Tbh the kings who were actually short probably frauded hard, killed anyone who spread rumors of their real height and wore royal lifts everywhere
Nha.
Even Augustus, who was insecure about his height couldn't escape Sedonius noting the fact that he wore elevator (clown) shoes to not appear too short next to his bodyguards

Fucking Julius Caesar was insecure about the fact that he was balding very early
 
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I almost read that as pajeet manlet.
 
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Tbh the kings who were actually short probably frauded hard, killed anyone who spread rumors of their real height and wore royal lifts everywhere
Napoleon mogs hard tbh
 
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Napoleon mogs hard tbh
He was above average height for his time

It's just British propaganda and he had the nickname "little corporal" because he was surrounded by giant bodyguards
 

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