“Short kings”

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Thank god im 5 10
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Women love short kings
 
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Height doesnt matter, its face
 
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If youre above 5'9 height doesnt matter
 
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being born as a man and being short has to be the biggest nerf anyone could have, it just looks goofy and pitiful
 
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He doesn’t put “effort” LMAO. He wakes up in the morning, eats cheap cereal and rides to school on his bike.

Foids let him know that they want him to fuck them

They bump into him by accident.

Rub their ass on his hand in the elevator by accident.

Send nudes by accident.

Sit on his lap in class by accident.

Wear yoga pants and sit on his bike handle, so he can stare at her ass on his way to school

Enjoy being groped by him

Invite him for sleepovers.

Laugh at everything he says.

Whisper in class about wanting to sleep with him.

He has a good reputation by just existing. Even girls from the othER side of town simp for him.

Of course he is NT, you would too. If you experienced this while young ROFL

Chad doesn’t even do his assignments, he lets his orbiters do that for him.
 
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being born as a man and being short has to be the biggest nerf anyone could have, it just looks goofy and pitiful
BBC manlets this doesn’t apply to you, you can be short and sling dick so long as you have a BBC. Proceed with caution.
 
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Im a 5'8 short king (im the guy on my pfp).
Trust me bro! Height doesn't matter bro. Bro, it's
literally completely irrelevant bro! Trust me, I'm 6'4" and have had 20 girlfriends in the past year, and they've all told me that they like me for my personality, not my height bro. Anyone can do it. You just have to work hard, bro. It's all about the work you put in. Never give up bro. Go to the mall and just talk to random girls bro. Trust me, it worked for me bro. It can work for anyone. Height doesn't matter. Just shower bro.
 
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fuck being 5'9. Ruins everything :(

oh well, not gonna bitch about it.

The term short kings is so belittling tho
 
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Trust me bro! Height doesn't matter bro. Bro, it's
literally completely irrelevant bro! Trust me, I'm 6'4" and have had 20 girlfriends in the past year, and they've all told me that they like me for my personality, not my height bro. Anyone can do it. You just have to work hard, bro. It's all about the work you put in. Never give up bro. Go to the mall and just talk to random girls bro. Trust me, it worked for me bro. It can work for anyone. Height doesn't matter. Just shower bro.
So true just be confident
 
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If youre above mtn you can easily pull
Ive been rated between low MTN and mid HTN .

But I live in the UK and I don't look overly British cause I got shit hair texture. Just makes things more difficult. Im not an incel tho. JFL at anyone who has that low T mindset :forcedsmile:
 
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Ive been rated between low MTN and mid HTN .

But I live in the UK and I don't look overly British cause I got shit hair texture. Just makes things more difficult. Im not an incel tho. JFL at anyone who has that low T mindset :forcedsmile:
On some point it aint a low T mindset its just the truth
 
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Trust me bro! Height doesn't matter bro. Bro, it's
literally completely irrelevant bro! Trust me, I'm 6'4" and have had 20 girlfriends in the past year, and they've all told me that they like me for my personality, not my height bro. Anyone can do it. You just have to work hard, bro. It's all about the work you put in. Never give up bro. Go to the mall and just talk to random girls bro. Trust me, it worked for me bro. It can work for anyone. Height doesn't matter. Just shower bro.
if you believe in your dreams you can do it like me too bro. Its all confidence and personality
 
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Trust me bro! Height doesn't matter bro. Bro, it's
literally completely irrelevant bro! Trust me, I'm 6'4" and have had 20 girlfriends in the past year, and they've all told me that they like me for my personality, not my height bro. Anyone can do it. You just have to work hard, bro. It's all about the work you put in. Never give up bro. Go to the mall and just talk to random girls bro. Trust me, it worked for me bro. It can work for anyone. Height doesn't matter. Just shower bro.
You’re talking to a 5’8 HTN/CL he could get a new gf every week cause face is law
being born as a man and being short has to be the biggest nerf anyone could have, it just looks goofy and pitiful
How short are we talking, I’m 5’7.5 with a large ape index and non narrow clavicles and I look like a regular person, just slightly vertically challenged. If you’re saying 5’7-5’9 people look goofy just lol
 
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I absolutelly do not, bc ive never really struggled with women, thats why i dont understand when dudes here hype height so much
 
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I absolutelly do not, bc ive never really struggled with women, thats why i dont understand when dudes here hype height so much
Height/frame mog is more brutal than facially mogging
 
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Height/frame mog is more brutal than facially mogging
You seem to not understand that some girls dgaf about your height when you are good looking
 
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