Short men are zombies

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Short men are living corpses.

A deceased human being is a human being who isn’t alive and is unable to take part in things that living human beings take part in such as fucking, blazing, and chillin with girls.

A short man is a dead man. On some dawn of the dead type shit innit
 
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As a short man, I often feel like an outsider looking in. Like an invisible ghost or alien or something. I think it's a more accurate description than zombie, which also implies braindead.
 
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As a short man, I often feel like an outsider looking in. Like an invisible ghost or alien or something. I think it's a more accurate description than zombie, which also implies braindead.
Even my mom hates short men. I heard her downstairs talking with my brother’s 6’2 friend and they were talking shit about short men meanwhile I’m 5’7….

Then when I tell my mom I’m short she says “no you’re average”….

No…I know I’m short…I’m not average.
 
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Even my mom hates short men. I heard her downstairs talking with my brother’s 6’2 friend and they were talking shit about short men meanwhile I’m 5’7….

Then when I tell my mom I’m short she says “no you’re average”….

No…I know I’m short…I’m not average.
My mom isn't as brutal as that, but my dad has said to me in the past how he wished I would've grown to be taller (I'm about 5'6") and wished I had developed better social skills like my successful 6'1" cousin.

Also, my mom and sisters all date tall guys JFL.

It is what it is, I guess... Even though I have given up on dating, I thankfully have other things in life that make me happy.
 
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My mom isn't as brutal as that, but my dad has said to me in the past how he wished I would've grown to be taller (I'm about 5'6") and wished I had developed better social skills like my successful 6'1" cousin.

Also, my mom and sisters all date tall guys JFL.

It is what it is, I guess... Even though I have given up on dating, I thankfully have other things in life that make me happy.
Bro.......... :hnghn:

How tall are your parents, did you eat well?

I have a friend who is 5'4 and his life is brutal, he measures that by genetics because his father is also 5'4 and his mother 5'0 and despite eating well he ended up measuring that
 
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Bro.......... :hnghn:

How tall are your parents, did you eat well?

I have a friend who is 5'4 and his life is brutal, he measures that by genetics because his father is also 5'4 and his mother 5'0 and despite eating well he ended up measuring that
My dad is 5'11" and my mom is like 5'4" or something. I ate well growing up...I wasn't malnourished or anything. I think height is mostly genetic, unless you were starving or something during development. It's not like you eat well and you're guaranteed to reach 6' or something.
 
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My dad is 5'11" and my mom is like 5'4" or something. I ate well growing up...I wasn't malnourished or anything. I think height is mostly genetic, unless you were starving or something during development. It's not like you eat well and you're guaranteed to reach 6' or something.
it is hard to read this, if you live in Europe it is very brutal
 
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Men below 6 feet are midgets
 
When the short guy walks through a crowd, everyone bumps into him, he's like invisible, for the tall guy, everyone steps aside with respect...
 

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