
TrueNateJacobs
I just want to be beautiful
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A couple weeks ago I was out with one of my normie friendgroups.
I know nobody will believe it but that particular group consists of multiple stacy-lites
So we’re at the beach, and we’re walking to a restaurant, and one of the stacy-lites says to me
“Wow, you have really low upper eyelid exposure”
I played dumb and acted bluepilled and i said
“What the fuck does that mean”
Then she was like
“No no! It’s good! It means you mog.”
In my mind i was fucking like shocked but i just said
“thanks i guess”
and acted like a normie
Then one of my normie guy friends interjects like
“Yeah bro! your eye area is really good especially your browridge”
I know this sounds like straight fucking cap bro i couldnt believe it either, but it’s true
If fucking normie stacy’s are actively fucking analyzing phenos and halos/failos
IN REAL LIFE
We’re fucking cooked.
Nobody is truly normie anymore.
I blame tiktok.
Either way, this is really bad for people with major failos,
Because instead of stacy looking at you and thinking
“Ew he’s ugly”
She’s gonna look at you and think
“Fuck his maxilla is recessed”
Then you’re fucking cooked.
I know nobody will believe it but that particular group consists of multiple stacy-lites
So we’re at the beach, and we’re walking to a restaurant, and one of the stacy-lites says to me
“Wow, you have really low upper eyelid exposure”
I played dumb and acted bluepilled and i said
“What the fuck does that mean”
Then she was like
“No no! It’s good! It means you mog.”
In my mind i was fucking like shocked but i just said
“thanks i guess”
and acted like a normie
Then one of my normie guy friends interjects like
“Yeah bro! your eye area is really good especially your browridge”
I know this sounds like straight fucking cap bro i couldnt believe it either, but it’s true
If fucking normie stacy’s are actively fucking analyzing phenos and halos/failos
IN REAL LIFE
We’re fucking cooked.
Nobody is truly normie anymore.
I blame tiktok.
Either way, this is really bad for people with major failos,
Because instead of stacy looking at you and thinking
“Ew he’s ugly”
She’s gonna look at you and think
“Fuck his maxilla is recessed”
Then you’re fucking cooked.