short subreddit is comedy gold

[Piratecel]

 

[Deleted member 24278]

>Personally, as a 4'11(and bald) 23 year old dude
..........

 

[Deleted member 17244]

I dont see men below 6'

 

[Dr. Bludy]

If you are shorter than 6ft you belong on that sub
Ik I do

 

[Lebgfinal]

This is not comedy, this is genuinly sad, this guy got cursed by something completely out of his control, imagine yourself in his position before making fun of this unfortunate soul.

 

[Piratecel]

I dont see men below 6'

I see "men" below 5'7 as soon as I step outside, but that is because I live in new India (Canada).

 

[Piratecel]

This is not comedy, this is genuinly sad, this guy got cursed by something completely out of his control, imagine yourself in his position before making fun of this unfortunate soul.

You are an incel you seek joy in others misery to feel better about yourself, god cucked us all by not making us chad anyway.

 

[Lebgfinal]

You are an incel you seek joy in others misery to feel better about yourself, god cucked us all by not making us chad anyway.

No I don't, I'm an incel but I support my brothers.

 

[Piratecel]

No I don't, I'm an incel but I support my brothers.

I hope god sends you to gandy heaven

 

[Deleted member 19174]

how does a nigga end up 4’11 and bald?

 

[Deleted member 28904]

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You should be given HGH if you are that short in your teenage years honestly, I think most people recognize that being that short is a struggle (even compared to 5,3 and stuff)

 

[JovenCansao]

No I don't, I'm an incel but I support my brothers.

You're the most retarded type of incel then

 

[OverCoper]

4'11'' is not a height, it's a condition.

 

[Deleted member 23359]

how does a nigga end up 4’11 and bald?

weak genes
god made him that cuz he know if he reproduced he would make the next hitler

 

[Deleted member 23359]

anything below 6 foot should be considered a disability

 

[Piratecel]

anything below 6 foot should be considered a disability

Below 6'3 actually

 

[Deleted member 30234]

Guys I am 5'8, where I live 6ft is the average height and I still get more girls than some of my tall friends, being short isn't that big of an issue just date shorter women lmao

 

[OverCoper]

Below 6'3 actually

An average height of zoomer embryo.

 

[Deleted member 25056]

This is not comedy, this is genuinly sad, this guy got cursed by something completely out of his control, imagine yourself in his position before making fun of this unfortunate soul.

its a dog eat dog world

 

[Deleted member 15468]

poor guy

 

[rand anon]

even compared to 5,3 and stuff)

Don’t gatekeep shortness struggles from us 5’3 manlets

 

[Piratecel]

This reddit cuck is one step away from being the 4'11 bald Indian janitor.

 

[OverCoper]

My girlfriend is 5'1.5" and doesn't care about height at all, nor has she ever mentioned it, but one time I asked if she would date me if I was shorter than her and she said no.

 

[Deleted member 29167]

thats just sad bruh like what is he even supposed to do at that point? LL wont save him, moneymaxx wont save him, even escorts have height requirements nowadays jfl. is the rope his only option? dats just sad tbh

 

[Deleted member 28904]

Don’t gatekeep shortness struggles from us 5’3 manlets

That’s not what I meant. I meant that even the average person will realize that 4’11 is hard mode. However if you complain about being 5’3 rhey will start talking about their slayer friend who is 5’3. Obv both are short

 

[rand anon]

That’s not what I meant. I meant that even the average person will realize that 4’11 is hard mode. However if you complain about being 5’3 rhey will start talking about their slayer friend who is 5’3. Obv both are short

True, normies always screech about “that one guy” they know disregarding that he’s an exception

 

[BoneDensity]

thats just sad bruh like what is he even supposed to do at that point? LL wont save him, moneymaxx wont save him, even escorts have height requirements nowadays jfl. is the rope his only option? dats just sad tbh

You pay premium. Life is brutal bro you make it or you don't.

 

[Piratecel]

thats just sad bruh like what is he even supposed to do at that point? LL wont save him, moneymaxx wont save him, even escorts have height requirements nowadays jfl. is the rope his only option? dats just sad tbh

Should trannymaxx, inject himself with trans hormones and pray his hair grows back out.

 

[Deleted member 29167]

You pay premium. Life is brutal bro you make it or you don't.

he will get heightmogged even in fucking indonesia bruh its over for him.

 

[czwarty]

This is not comedy, this is genuinly sad, this guy got cursed by something completely out of his control, imagine yourself in his position before making fun of this unfortunate soul.

nobody laughs at his misfortune, rather his cluelesness. answer to his question is obvious to everybody and he himself should already know it from his own horrible experience

 

[SubSigma]

how does a nigga end up 4’11 and bald?

His father was an incel that got lucky and passed on his incel genes

 

[AscensionMan98]

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4ft 11 is very short for a girl , for a man it Never began. Hell its over even at 5ft 7 imo in any western country.

 

[TheDragon]

Every male poster on r/short should be redirected to incels.is

 

[AscensionMan98]

how does a nigga end up 4’11 and bald?

He's probably a rape baby.

OR a subhuman man and a subhuman manlet foid fell in love with each other's sub humanity and had a subhuman baby.

 

[AscensionMan98]

Every male poster on r/short should be redirected to incels.is

They would go suicide in mass with the blackpill overdose.

 

[Deleted member 24586]

Guys I am 5'8, where I live 6ft is the average height and I still get more girls than some of my tall friends, being short isn't that big of an issue just date shorter women lmao

You must be the Stacy slaying 5’4 balding currycel janitor I’ve heard so much about

 

[latincell95]

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go to r/shortguys, even more comedy to be had.

 

[latincell95]

how does a nigga end up 4’11 and bald?

subhuman parents who shouldn't have bred.

 

[AscensionMan98]

go to r/shortguys, even more comedy to be had.

I'll have to check it out, but probably a mix of blackpill with mainly coping , like azn identity and South Asian masculinity

 

[tallnegga]

JFL at manlets. Dude even 6’4 ain’t even tall anymore

 

[latincell95]

I'll have to check it out, but probably a mix of blackpill with mainly coping , like azn identity and South Asian masculinity

Lots of blackpills, but they'll ban you if you speak in any incel terms (e.g. it's ovER, rope, cope.

 

[Piratecel]

JFL at manlets. Dude even 6’4 ain’t even tall anymore

6'4 is the new 6'1

 

[Deleted member 13158]

Being the same height as a 10yo boy is rad
110% broski, my back like never hurts. Lol unlucky tallfags

 

[Deleted member 13158]

thats just sad bruh like what is he even supposed to do at that point? LL wont save him, moneymaxx wont save him, even escorts have height requirements nowadays jfl. is the rope his only option? dats just sad tbh

Potentially sea or sa. But that’s short even over there

 

[maxeverything]

I find subreddits like that sad. Occasionally funny, but still in a sad way. The subreddits I read to laugh are stuff like r/twox chromosomes to see how psychotic (some) women are these days. Then I’ll go over to r/menslib to see how the soys are coping with it.

If I want to see genetic trash vent all day I’ll come here, at least there’s humor and honesty mixed in

 

[Piratecel]

Bump

 

[Vermilioncore]

I’m short, I have a small cock, I have 0 money, I am dumb, and I have 0 social skills. God must love me