
not__cel
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If I get a landwhale girlfriend here are the positives:
Might have good pheno
I can give her drugs to lose weight
I can have sex with her
None else
Negatives:
She’s fat
She’s ugly
smelly probably
Ugly body
She’ll be a slob
Thinks of nothing but food
Annoying
Pricey
Oily hair
Needy
I can give her shots of my semaglutide maybe but I don’t know if I want to take that risk
Might have good pheno
I can give her drugs to lose weight
I can have sex with her
None else
Negatives:
She’s fat
She’s ugly
smelly probably
Ugly body
She’ll be a slob
Thinks of nothing but food
Annoying
Pricey
Oily hair
Needy
I can give her shots of my semaglutide maybe but I don’t know if I want to take that risk