Should I actually take the risk and get a fat gf?

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If I get a landwhale girlfriend here are the positives:
Might have good pheno
I can give her drugs to lose weight
I can have sex with her
None else

Negatives:
She’s fat
She’s ugly
smelly probably
Ugly body
She’ll be a slob
Thinks of nothing but food
Annoying
Pricey
Oily hair
Needy

I can give her shots of my semaglutide maybe but I don’t know if I want to take that risk
 
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Maybe?
 
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Once she loses weight and knows she’s good looking she might leave you tbh
 
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Once she loses weight and knows she’s good looking she might leave you tbh
Solution
Strand her on a farm with me and don’t let her see any of the profit, we’ll have kids in a few years and then she’ll be trapped
 
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Yep
 
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I can make her lose weight, there are a lot of fat foids at my church maybe ill try with them and they won’t think about divorce but it’s become so normalized recently
 
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White turk gf or death
IbNhJti
 
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Solution
Strand her on a farm with me and don’t let her see any of the profit, we’ll have kids in a few years and then she’ll be trapped
That’s even worse tbh bro. Women are sluttiest once they’ve had their kids and want to be adventurous. Unless you remove all mirrors in your house ig
 
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That’s even worse tbh bro. Women are sluttiest once they’ve had their kids and want to be adventurous. Unless you remove all mirrors in your house ig
We’ll both be Christian hopefully she knows better
 
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I rather die
 
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If I get a landwhale girlfriend here are the positives:
Might have good pheno
I can give her drugs to lose weight
I can have sex with her
None else

Negatives:
She’s fat
She’s ugly
smelly probably
Ugly body
She’ll be a slob
Thinks of nothing but food
Annoying
Pricey
Oily hair
Needy

I can give her shots of my semaglutide maybe but I don’t know if I want to take that risk

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If I get a landwhale girlfriend here are the positives:
Might have good pheno
I can give her drugs to lose weight
I can have sex with her
None else

Negatives:
She’s fat
She’s ugly
smelly probably
Ugly body
She’ll be a slob
Thinks of nothing but food
Annoying
Pricey
Oily hair
Needy

I can give her shots of my semaglutide maybe but I don’t know if I want to take that risk
yes but only put minimum effort into the relationship, then when she's no longer a land whale you can enjoy your investment
 
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No.

Go for a cute single mother instead.

Use her body as practice then dump her.

Single mothers are great for practice sex.
 
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No please no no no
 
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No.

Go for a cute single mother instead.

Use her body as practice then dump her.

Single mothers are great for practice sex.
I don’t want a single mother bro, I’m not cut out for that
 
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Yes we want storys
 
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NOOO NOOOO DO NOT REDEEM THE FATTTYYY SAAR NOOO NOOO NOOOO DO NOT REDEEM
Bro I’m desperate and have some spare semaglutide, it might be a learning experience
 
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not bad idea, do good scouting tho, some mourinho shit
 
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If I get a landwhale girlfriend here are the positives:
Might have good pheno
I can give her drugs to lose weight
I can have sex with her
None else

Negatives:
She’s fat
She’s ugly
smelly probably
Ugly body
She’ll be a slob
Thinks of nothing but food
Annoying
Pricey
Oily hair
Needy

I can give her shots of my semaglutide maybe but I don’t know if I want to take that risk
Bro imagine having starfish sex with her and she starts honking mouth breathing like a exhausted pig I would get up and run :lul:
 
If I get a landwhale girlfriend here are the positives:
Might have good pheno
I can give her drugs to lose weight
I can have sex with her
None else

Negatives:
She’s fat
She’s ugly
smelly probably
Ugly body
She’ll be a slob
Thinks of nothing but food
Annoying
Pricey
Oily hair
Needy

I can give her shots of my semaglutide maybe but I don’t know if I want to take that risk
Never ever
 

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