Should I apply to ASU

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All the TikTok jokes about every girl there being a whore are lowkey getting to me my test scores are high enough to have automatic admission maybe I can ascend if I go be a asu frat bro
 
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is there any place in the us where women arent whores?
 
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All the TikTok jokes about every girl there being a whore are lowkey getting to me my test scores are high enough to have automatic admission maybe I can ascend if I go be a asu frat bro
my friend got a offer from asu it doesn’t seem hard to get in but prob useless if ur not good looking
 
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All the TikTok jokes about every girl there being a whore
It's a bit overblown and not much different from any big state school.

People kind of just repeat whatever they hear.
 
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It's a bit overblown and not much different from any big state school.

People kind of just repeat whatever they hear.
eastern wisom
 
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do what makes you happy
 
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is there any place in the us where women arent whores?
Yes but I mean this place is extreme the media makes it seem like all the girls have hundreds of bodies
 
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All the TikTok jokes about every girl there being a whore are lowkey getting to me my test scores are high enough to have automatic admission maybe I can ascend if I go be a asu frat bro
you will make a thread about how you got 34 stds from an mtb there, i would not recommend going there for your own survival
 
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All the TikTok jokes about every girl there being a whore are lowkey getting to me my test scores are high enough to have automatic admission maybe I can ascend if I go be a asu frat bro
If u want used product go ahead, but trust me, u will be freaked out of ur mind until u nut, and then u realize u just fucked a makeupcel ltb who’s makeup got washed away from her horrid sex induced tears, and now u contracted all known stds in the parking lot butt booty naked
 
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Literally, it’s a party uni lol
It is but you still matter more than the uni. This guy also went to ASU but is now a multi millionaire CTO

 
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The people who go there for parties already have a lot of money.

But yeah it's a meme for a normal guy to go there without it.

The ones with money already are the ones with main access to the parties.
 
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It is but you still matter more than the uni. This guy also went to ASU but is now a multi millionaire CTO

He definitely didn’t participate in many parties and took his edu seriously
 
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you will make a thread about how you got 34 stds from an mtb there, i would not recommend going there for your own survival
I’d be happy with that as long as I get to slay a mtb
 
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He definitely didn’t participate in many parties and took his edu seriously
Majority of Fortune 500 ceos were in frats btw
 
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The people who go there for parties already have a lot of money.

But yeah it's a meme for a normal guy to go there without it.

The ones with money already are the ones with main access to the parties.
Brutal
 
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If u want used product go ahead, but trust me, u will be freaked out of ur mind until u nut, and then u realize u just fucked a makeupcel ltb who’s makeup got washed away from her horrid sex induced tears, and now u contracted all known stds in the parking lot butt booty naked
Cope for mfs who get 0 pussy
 
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Majority of Fortune 500 ceos were in frats btw
Can’t really be surprised. Most of the frat members and LEADERS already surface from extremely wealthy homes and families
 
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Can’t really be surprised. Most of the frat members and LEADERS already surface from extremely wealthy homes and families
Hmmm
 
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All the TikTok jokes about every girl there being a whore are lowkey getting to me my test scores are high enough to have automatic admission maybe I can ascend if I go be a asu frat bro
Yes I might go there only for foundation year to whore around
 
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lowkey yeah why bother going to a so called 'pure school' where people are ashamed of whats going on.

Fratmaxxing is the way if you can fake having money (if you actually have money and don't fratmaxx you are an idiot)
 
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lowkey yeah why bother going to a so called 'pure school' where people are ashamed of whats going on.

Fratmaxxing is the way if you can fake having money (if you actually have money and don't fratmaxx you are an idiot)
I mean I have money but not the level where my parents have jets and shit so idk
 
Majority of Fortune 500 ceos were in frats btw
Can’t really be surprised. Most of the frat members and LEADERS already surface from extremely wealthy homes and families
Utter cope. Only ~8.5% of undergrads even join Greek life, and of those only a tiny fraction (like 0.02% of all male grads) hit Fortune 500 levels.

they do earn more early on (thanks to bro networks in sales or mid-tier finance) that edge fades by mid-career as real talent or nepotism without the frat boost catches up. Most fratcels guys end up in dead end "bro jobs" like think insurance sales or regional management.
 
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I mean I have money but not the level where my parents have jets and shit so idk
Well shit brvh if you can get a scholarship u can put the money you would have spent on tuition into frat funds

back when i was in school it was between 2 to 5k a year depending on how much shit the frat actually did
 
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Utter cope. Only ~8.5% of undergrads even join Greek life, and of those only a tiny fraction (like 0.02% of all male grads) hit Fortune 500 levels.

they do earn more early on (thanks to bro networks in sales or mid-tier finance) that edge fades by mid-career as real talent or nepotism without the frat boost catches up. Most fratcels guys end up in dead end "bro jobs" like think insurance sales or regional management.
earning more early on when you are still in your prime mogs

ask yourself where all the talentless people without the frat boost ended up. Yeah
 
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Cope for mfs who get 0 pussy
No it’s common sense, if ur gonna fuck genuine cum dumps cuz ur a horny little tard then go ahead, but quite obviously ur gonna contract quite a few stds
 
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Are u seriously considering going to a shithole university just for “muh slaying”? Nigga go to a serious college to study something useful, if u look good you will slay regardless.
Just avoid going to some super tryhard finance uni like I did, looks like a fucking incelstan and is draining as shit
 
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