should i brush my teeth or masturbate?

[Deleted member 56968]

so basically got 45 minutes left until i go to sleep and feeling kinda troubled.

 

[WhiteBrazzilian]

why you dont do both?

 

[Deleted member 99995]

When I get in this particular conundrum, I stick the tooth brush up my urethra and shoot it at the wall full force

 

[Deleted member 56968]

why you dont do both?

take a long time to masturbate for me idk have to find the right stuff

 

[Deleted member 56968]

When I get in this particular conundrum, I stick the tooth brush up my urethra and shoot it at the wall full force

seems like alot of work tbh

 

[Deleted member 99995]

seems like alot of work tbh

The road to heaven seems like hell

 

[Troglodyte452]

foreplay while brushing teeth (just stare at yourself in the mirror) and finish in bed

 

[Deleted member 56968]

foreplay while brushing teeth (just stare at yourself in the mirror) and finish in bed

i mean i have done this so many times that i never actually end up brushing my teeth, so it just ends up hurting very badly when i do brush.

 

[WhiteBrazzilian]

take a long time to masturbate for me idk have to find the right stuff

jerk off and sleep happy

 

[Deleted member 56968]

jerk off and sleep happy

i have done this since thursday and havent brushed my teeth for along time

 

[tit]

so basically got 45 minutes left until i go to sleep and feeling kinda troubled.

Do the 2 Hand method to nut in 10 seconds then brush your teeth with the nut to save time

 

[Troglodyte452]

i mean i have done this so many times that i never actually end up brushing my teeth, so it just ends up hurting very badly when i do brush.

then i'd say just start gooning, sounds like a no brainer now, ya smell me?

 

[tit]

Give update. What did you pick?

 

[Deleted member 56968]

Give update. What did you pick?

neither man not in the mood anymore, you guys man... i might just have to stay up another 45 minutes to either brush my teeth or masturbate

 

[Muttcel foid killer]

so basically got 45 minutes left until i go to sleep and feeling kinda troubled.

average dirtyassniggers.org thread

 

[tit]

neither man not in the mood anymore, you guys man... i might just have to stay up another 45 minutes to either brush my teeth or masturbate

Maybe you don't follow nnn but, tis the season so I recommend to just brush your teeth and head off.

 

[Muttcel foid killer]

average dirtyassniggers.org thread

tbh im kinda projecting but im not gonna edit the reply

 

[Deleted member 56968]

Maybe you don't follow nnn but, tis the season so I recommend to just brush your teeth and head off.

idk man might just masturbate at that point

 

[StarvedEpi]

i brush my teeth in my bedroom so its not really a problem for me