Should I buy a dick pump?

[childishkillah]

Asking for a friend.

DO it so u can flex ur bull cock while being incel

 

[FramePillGymMaxx]

Not really. I get humbled by some cockmoggers here.

.00000005 of the population anyway

 

[Gengar]

Get a traction device too. It mogs bcs the gains are actually permanent

What’s that ?

 

[Water Bomb]

bts mentioned

Astro mogs.

 

[Gengar]

Why would u even want to vacCUM your dick bru

To see how girthy it can get.

 

[Gengar]

i do but still
more is better

Mogs me.

 

[Gengar]

I think i saw a thread exposing you lying about your size a while back, what was that about?

Some retard fell for my joke posts.

 

[tunisianropemaxxer]

Mogs me.

its like 1inch soft but 6inches when hard
i wish i was a shower

 

[Gengar]

DO it so u can flex ur bull cock while being incel

Unused dick.

 

[javier-varela]

To see how girthy it can get.

Org at night is the best

 

[FramePillGymMaxx]

i do but still
more is better

Who tries to catch 2 bunnies

Ends up with neither

 

[Gengar]

.00000005 of the population anyway

No, way more! 15% probably.

 

[Finnishmogger]

Some retard fell for my joke posts.

 

[Gengar]

its like 1inch soft but 6inches when hard
i wish i was a shower

That’s better. They’re in for a nice surprise.

 

[FramePillGymMaxx]

No, way more! 15% probably.

Would still be a htn tier eood

 

[habeebullah]

What’s that ?

Something like this https://bestextenders.com/products/epic-classic

 

[FramePillGymMaxx]

its like 1inch soft but 6inches when hard
i wish i was a shower

Damn bro 500% increase

 

[Gengar]

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I’m serious. Imagine trying to “eviscerate” someone while using their joke posts as “evidence.” Couldn’t be me.

 

[FramePillGymMaxx]

Why does everyone have a 6+incher...

I feel small

 

[Finnishmogger]

Something like this https://bestextenders.com/products/epic-classic

That looks scary asf

 

[Minnie lacking]

Good idea. I’m just interested to see how big it can get. I know it’s mainly going to be fluid buildup though.

Yeah be careful most will be edema tbh (fluid buildup) but you can get some expansion dont know the exact thing/rates. but NEVER jelq ever some people can ruin there dick permanently from just one session and never pull your dick upwards when stretching or extending

 

[tunisianropemaxxer]

Damn bro 500% increase

6 inches is good but like
Everyone thinks i have a micropenis dude

 

[tunisianropemaxxer]

That looks scary asf

i feel like my penis would get ripped out of my genital triangle

 

[Finnishmogger]

I’m serious. Imagine trying to “eviscerate” someone while using their joke posts as “evidence.” Couldn’t be me.

Okay Gengy, i believe you

 

[MouthBreathingElite]

i feel like my penis would get ripped out of my genital triangle

Some guy on reddit got permanent pelvic floor tension or wtv from pumping he kept posting about it for 2-3 years

 

[tunisianropemaxxer]

Some guy on reddit got permanent pelvic floor tension or wtv from pumping he kept posting about it for 2-3 years

does that mean his cock really hurts

 

[FramePillGymMaxx]

Small dih supremacy

 

[habeebullah]

That looks scary asf

Ascend or die trying

 

[.Cx]

Idk it seems very scary to fuck around with your johnson

Asking for a friend.

 

[MouthBreathingElite]

does that mean his cock really hurts

He cant hard+he constantly feels some kind of tension/pain

 

[Minnie lacking]

does that mean his cock really hurts

Yes just means the blood doesnt flow as well since your floor is constantly in a state off flection

 

[FramePillGymMaxx]

Idk it seems very scary to fuck around with your johnson

Imagine it rips

 

[MouthBreathingElite]

He cant hard+he constantly feels some kind of tension/pain

He cant get hard*

 

[sub5outsider]

im never putting my dick inside a man made pump

 

[.Cx]

Imagine it rips

Imagine it turns purple and stays limp.
I would kms bro

 

[Gengar]

Would still be a htn tier eood

Yeah, I mean it’s still a good size.

 

[Gengar]

Something like this https://bestextenders.com/products/epic-classic

 

[Gengar]

Why does everyone have a 6+incher...

I feel small

You’re not small.

 

[Panzram]

Asking for a friend.

Not worth the risk, you have size already

 

[Gengar]

Yeah be careful most will be edema tbh (fluid buildup) but you can get some expansion dont know the exact thing/rates. but NEVER jelq ever some people can ruin there dick permanently from just one session and never pull your dick upwards when stretching or extending

Precisely. Someone just said I should jelq but I told him it doesn’t work; unlike pumps. I dunno though. Probably won’t end up buying one.

 

[tunisianropemaxxer]

Why does everyone have a 6+incher...

I feel small

i can give u a inch or so

 

[Gengar]

Okay Gengy, i believe you

Thanks! I have no reason to lie about this. I used jokingly say something else because I thought it wasn’t right to mention my size but later I thought meh, it doesn’t matter. Then I got called out for “LARPing” and that I’m smaller.

 

[Gengar]

Small dih supremacy

Average penis mogs big penis.

 

[Gengar]

Idk it seems very scary to fuck around with your johnson

Yeah, it does. I’ve seen some weird pictures online, some stuff looks like cock and balls torture.

 

[Gengar]

im never putting my dick inside a man made pump

Why not? You want a woman-made pump?

 

[Gengar]

Not worth the risk, you have size already

It’s just to see how big it can get. Curiosity!

 

[Finnishmogger]

Thanks! I have no reason to lie about this. I used jokingly say something else because I thought it wasn’t right to mention my size but later I thought meh, it doesn’t matter. Then I got called out for “LARPing” and that I’m smaller.

I actually believed the thread, because I thought that why would someone lie about that here.

 

[habeebullah]

im never putting my dick inside a man made pump

What about a woman made pump?

 

[Gengar]

I actually believed the thread, because I thought that why would someone lie about that here.

The thread the other guy made, you mean?

 

[Gengar]

What about a woman made pump?

You stole my joke.