Should I get a motorcycle or rhinoplasty when I turn 18

[soapbubble]

My mouth to nose ratio is fucking dogshit because of my nose

But I also want to buy a motorcycle really badly

Once I turn 18 I don't want to immediately spend 10k+ on both since I have to save for college and blowing that immediately would probably make me regretful later, so I can only choose one for now

Spending half a year with bandages on my nose and swelling in the first year of college sounds retarded af and would look ND as hell to everyone else as well

 

[bnugly]

rhino

 

[americanpakitruvcel]

Motorcycle if you care about first impressions in college, you will come off as worse due to bandages and swelling if you get rhino immediately

 

[filthycurrycel]

rhino

 

[Swarthy Knight]

Ascend, or possibly kys in a crash

 

[filthycurrycel]

tbh you can get both if you get a rhino outside of a first world country

 

[OrbitMax]

My mouth to nose ratio is fucking dogshit because of my nose

But I also want to buy a motorcycle really badly

Once I turn 18 I don't want to immediately spend 10k+ on both since I have to save for college and blowing that immediately would probably make me regretful later, so I can only choose one for now

Spending half a year with bandages on my nose and swelling in the first year of college sounds retarded af and would look ND as hell to everyone else as well

Are you ethnic? Because if so the ratios may fit your phenotype and you can just be a fucking badass with a motorcycle

 

[tansel]

rhino obviously

my rhino changed my life

10/10 surgery

 

[soapbubble]

Ascend, or possibly kys in a crash

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If I die on a motorcycle
I die happy

rhino

rhino

rhino obviously

my rhino changed my life

10/10 surgery

What are yall's justification for first impressions at college? I feel like I'd look retarded showing up with swelling and bandages in freshman year

Are you ethnic? Because if so the ratios may fit your phenotype and you can just be a fucking badass with a motorcycle

East Asian, but a shitty mouth to nose ratio fits no phenotype

 

[OrbitMax]

If I die on a motorcycle
I die happy




What are yall's justification for first impressions at college? I feel like I'd look retarded showing up with swelling and bandages in freshman year


East Asian, but a shitty mouth to nose ratio fits no phenotype

Depends how bad it is ig

 

[m_accends]

My mouth to nose ratio is fucking dogshit because of my nose

But I also want to buy a motorcycle really badly

Once I turn 18 I don't want to immediately spend 10k+ on both since I have to save for college and blowing that immediately would probably make me regretful later, so I can only choose one for now

Spending half a year with bandages on my nose and swelling in the first year of college sounds retarded af and would look ND as hell to everyone else as well

Which would get you more slays

 

[soapbubble]

Which would get you more slays

Motorcycle halo seems real especially in college years but rhino would make me look better facially, though I'd spend the first half year with swelling and bandages and would basically be incel during that time

 

[m_accends]

Motorcycle halo seems real especially in college years but rhino would make me look better facially, though I'd spend the first half year with swelling and bandages and would basically be incel during that time

Yea but in the long run I feel like a rhino would be way better. Also u carry your nose everywhere but you don't carry a motorcycle everywhere. Or u could just moneymax

 

[restinbass]

rhino better roi nigga can get a motorcycle whenever

 

[tansel]

I feel like I'd look retarded showing up with swelling and bandages in freshman year

you would have the surgery halo

very niche & underrated

better than some man made machine

what’s more important for you man

improving your looks

& being on the journey to find love & everlasting peace with a girl who loves you deeply

or a machine

really think before you answer