Should I larp as LGBT for jobs?

optimisticzoomer

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Thinking about putting they/them on my CV to hopefully get a job by filling diversity quotas
 
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Larp as tranny
 
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"larp"
 
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Im kinda thinking of this too but im not quite sure, need to set my strategy right
 
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good idea
 
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>10 hours tanning session
>dye your hair pink
>they/xhey/them/xhem/pupself in cv
>40UI estrogen + vegan diet + 1 hour of sleep + 10L of premium soylent drinks/day
>Get insta promoted to CEO after mentioning BlackRock quota to the employer

happy pride month
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If you can't with your enemy then join it. I'm planning getting into Judaism, become a free-mason, consider myself some weird LGBT+ shit with pronouns, become a leftist politician and public activist. Once I'm in and get certain power, I will destroy all those institutions from the inside (except judaism, dw officers😉). I will need help though
 
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If you can't with your enemy then join it. I'm planning getting into Judaism, become a free-mason, consider myself some weird LGBT+ shit with pronouns, become a leftist politician and public activist. Once I'm in and get certain power, I will destroy all those institutions from the inside. I will need help though
this is unironically based. i think the public cosncious is swinging back though it might be more efficient to post braindead nazi ideas and tell people to storm mason buildings
 
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How we went from firing faggots, to having to claim you're a faggot in order to get hired, in just 30 years, has got to qualify as the most rapid downfall of any civilization in history.
 
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this will unironically work for some companies trying to meet dei quotas
 
You should lie as much as possible in your applications. No shame in it whatsoever.
 
You don’t need to pretend, buds. We all know you’re a homo and it’s ok, we don’t judge
 
Saying that you are women or black will be better tbf
 
All Fun and games until manager takes your anal virginity
 
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If you can't with your enemy then join it. I'm planning getting into Judaism, become a free-mason, consider myself some weird LGBT+ shit with pronouns, become a leftist politician and public activist. Once I'm in and get certain power, I will destroy all those institutions from the inside (except judaism, dw officers😉). I will need help though
how to get assasinated 101
 
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