Should I larp as LGBT for jobs?

[optimisticzoomer]

Thinking about putting they/them on my CV to hopefully get a job by filling diversity quotas

 

[Xangsane]

Larp as tranny

 

[wsada]

"larp"

 

[Azonin]

Im kinda thinking of this too but im not quite sure, need to set my strategy right

 

[exo]

good idea

 

[Nick.Harte]

Larp as tranny

 

[Yahya]

>10 hours tanning session
>dye your hair pink
>they/xhey/them/xhem/pupself in cv
>40UI estrogen + vegan diet + 1 hour of sleep + 10L of premium soylent drinks/day
>Get insta promoted to CEO after mentioning BlackRock quota to the employer

happy pride month

 

[Debetro]

If you can't with your enemy then join it. I'm planning getting into Judaism, become a free-mason, consider myself some weird LGBT+ shit with pronouns, become a leftist politician and public activist. Once I'm in and get certain power, I will destroy all those institutions from the inside (except judaism, dw officers). I will need help though

 

[Tuz43]

If you can't with your enemy then join it. I'm planning getting into Judaism, become a free-mason, consider myself some weird LGBT+ shit with pronouns, become a leftist politician and public activist. Once I'm in and get certain power, I will destroy all those institutions from the inside. I will need help though

this is unironically based. i think the public cosncious is swinging back though it might be more efficient to post braindead nazi ideas and tell people to storm mason buildings

 

[Part-Time Chad]

How we went from firing faggots, to having to claim you're a faggot in order to get hired, in just 30 years, has got to qualify as the most rapid downfall of any civilization in history.

 

[User28823]

this will unironically work for some companies trying to meet dei quotas

 

[Saint Casanova]

You should lie as much as possible in your applications. No shame in it whatsoever.

 

[icetraebald]

 

[The Grinch]

You don’t need to pretend, buds. We all know you’re a homo and it’s ok, we don’t judge

 

[optimisticzoomer]

You don’t need to pretend, buds. We all know you’re a homo and it’s ok, we don’t judge

 

[mrriceguyreturn]

Saying that you are women or black will be better tbf

 

[Chadeep]

All Fun and games until manager takes your anal virginity

 

[Zoom759]

If you can't with your enemy then join it. I'm planning getting into Judaism, become a free-mason, consider myself some weird LGBT+ shit with pronouns, become a leftist politician and public activist. Once I'm in and get certain power, I will destroy all those institutions from the inside (except judaism, dw officers). I will need help though

how to get assasinated 101

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Saying that you are women or black will be better tbf

And when I turn up as a white man?

 

[mrriceguyreturn]

And when I turn up as a white man?

Say that they are racist for assuming you are white and shit

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Say that they are racist for assuming you are white and shit

Larping as non binary works better

 

[Lefty Rankin]

Thinking about putting they/them on my CV to hopefully get a job by filling diversity quotas

No sir