Should I lie about being a virgin

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Like should I tell people I have had sex to not look like a loser? I’m 18 btw
 
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You're a Chad. Being Virgin is a Halo
 
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Depends if your good looking if your subhuman you can’t really lie if Normal just say you have two times
 
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umm yeah, i pretty much lie about every aspect of my life to normies irl. why do they need to know if you’re a virgin or not. they don’t, lying is literally law.
 
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I remember the days when I used to spam "Virgin4Life" in meinkraft servers
 
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I’m subhuman
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Like this type of subhuman
 
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Everyone would assume that already I wouldn’t even have to say nothing.
 
no one really cares if you are a virgin
 
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i mean u can try to lie for a bit to ur close friends so u dont get clowned on but u have to find someone to sleep with so u dont have to keep that lie
 
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Like should I tell people I have had sex to not look like a loser? I’m 18 btw
go to one of the woman u see on the side of the street, im telling u there will no need to lie after.
like even if u lie u have to made up a story after and if u fail its even worse
 
go to one of the woman u see on the side of the street, im telling u there will no need to lie after.
like even if u lie u have to made up a story after and if u fail its even worse
MAKE SURE ITS A WOMAN I FORGOT TO ADD THIS PART
 
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If your attempting to slay yeah girls who are drunk and partying probably wouldnt wanna be ur first
 
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Just don't do it with a foid you intend to have sex with because she will 100% know. Many men make that mistake. Never do it.
 
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Yeah I remember at my job 8 years ago at the baseball stadium my slut foid coworker asked me what age I lost my virginity she was 18 I was 28 and I lied and said 15 but little did she know I never had pussy or even hugged a girl. Meanwhile she lost hers at 14 she said
 
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Just say your Abstinent. Pure little Chrisitan boy Halo
 
umm yeah, i pretty much lie about every aspect of my life to normies irl. why do they need to know if you’re a virgin or not. they don’t, lying is literally law.
thats gabachocopium for you ☝️☝️
 
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Can u show pics of ur face?
 
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