Should I lie about my race, age, height and name in my dating profiles?

[Lucifer X]

I'm Puerto Rican, 31, 5'5" and I'm named Julien. I'm trying to pound some barely legal zoomer pussy. I paid $5 for FaceApp and I'm going to pick up a pair of Doc Martens. Can I get away with telling girls I'm 21 and 6'0? I'm going to use a fake name. What kind of name gets pussy? I read that white people get the most matches in dating apps. I don't think I can get away with pretending to be white. I don't look super Hispanic, but my skin is kinda orange. I'm considering ordering some 3" lifts off Temu.
I just want some one night stands, so I don't need to keep up the lie long term. Do you guys think I can get away with this false identity?
What can I realistically lie about?

If any of you guys are willing to compose a dating profile bio in the replies for me, that would be greatly appreciated.

 

[Deleted member 30323]

5'5 turbomanlet wants to LARP as a 6'0 manlet.

JFL

 

[pepe999]

I'm Puerto Rican, 31, 5'5" and I'm named Julien. I'm trying to pound some barely legal zoomer pussy. I paid $5 for FaceApp and I'm going to pick up a pair of Doc Martens. Can I get away with telling girls I'm 21 and 6'0? I'm going to use a fake name. What kind of name gets pussy? I read that white people get the most matches in dating apps. I don't think I can get away with pretending to be white. I don't look super Hispanic, but my skin is kinda orange. I'm considering ordering some 3" lifts off Temu.
I just want some one night stands, so I don't need to keep up the lie long term. Do you guys think I can get away with this false identity?
What can I realistically lie about?

If any of you guys are willing to compose a dating profile bio in the replies for me, that would be greatly appreciated.

are you joking? you could fraud to 5 6 maybe even 5 7 with lifts but not fucking 6 feet, jfl

 

[Lucifer X]

I'm not going to use tinder

 

[Lucifer X]

are you joking? you could fraud to 5 6 maybe even 5 7 with lifts but not fucking 6 feet, jfl

The Doc Martens would add an inch. I'm still on the fence about 3inch lifts, but I'm seriously considering it.

 

[Lucifer X]

I'm not a standardcel. I'm willing to fuck obese black women. I'm going to use 15 different dating apps simultaneously with the primary one being the autistic dating app Hiki.

 

[Lucifer X]

are you joking? you could fraud to 5 6 maybe even 5 7 with lifts but not fucking 6 feet, jfl

What angles should I take my pictures from?

 

[Lucifer X]

You guys aren't helpful at all. I'm getting better advice in .is

 

[autistic_tendencies]

Lie all you want but all will be revealed once you meet up wit them

 

[pepe999]

You guys aren't helpful at all. I'm getting better advice in .is

hYou're asking advice how to become a white 6 ft slayer while being a 5 5 curry, surely you could fraud a bit but dont overdo it, use face app to improve your pics, you could also use ai generator from this film here you could swap your face into male model (face is yours but scenery remains great so it would boost your amount of likes).

 

[Mio]

You guys aren't helpful at all. I'm getting better advice in .is

tf are we supposed to say "slayyyyy king just be confident bro"

 

[Mio]

anyway since ur 5'5 if u look young enough you can even go as far as enrolling as a high schooler to larp as a 17 yo star varsity football player but do it at ur own risk since you'll prob get caught sooner or later

 

[FaceandBBC]

5’5 is fucking nightmare mode

 

[Deleted member 20370]

brutal

 

[Lucifer X]

anyway since ur 5'5 if u look young enough you can even go as far as enrolling as a high schooler to larp as a 17 yo star varsity football player but do it at ur own risk since you'll prob get caught sooner or later

I'm not willing to take that risk

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[Lucifer X]

5’5 is fucking nightmare mode

Ever heard of the Order of Nine Angles?

 

[schizo echochamber]

Ever heard of the Order of Nine Angles?

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Retard

 

[Entschuldigung]

Julien is such a fucking good Name

 

[Lucifer X]

hYou're asking advice how to become a white 6 ft slayer while being a 5 5 curry, surely you could fraud a bit but dont overdo it, use face app to improve your pics, you could also use ai generator from this film here you could swap your face into male model (face is yours but scenery remains great so it would boost your amount of likes).

 

[Lucifer X]

Julien is such a fucking good Name

It is? I'm Chris Chan autistic, so I don't know anything about bitches and what they like.

 

[pepe999]

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Is that you? You talked about age frauding, good luck with saying that you"re 21, firstly loose fat and her HT, then try tinder

 

[Deleted member 40986]

you should have no issues getting what you want so I'd say be truthful and jestermaxx

 

[Lucifer X]

Is that you? You talked about age frauding, good luck with saying that you"re 21, firstly loose fat and her HT, then try tinder

I took that phot before I started water fasting

 

[Lucifer X]

 

[FaceandBBC]

Ever heard of the Order of Nine Angles?

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Yes I have. I knew a guy that knew a member of that group.

 

[Lucifer X]

Yes I have. I knew a guy that knew a member of that group.

It's completely legit. Keep that in mind when you see me post about Satanism/magick

 

[coispet]

5'5"

 

[comingtothisJFL]

I'm Puerto Rican, 31, 5'5"

HOLY FUCK!! need to catch a breather before continuing to read more

 

[comingtothisJFL]

I'm not a standardcel. I'm willing to fuck obese black women. I'm going to use 15 different dating apps simultaneously with the primary one being the autistic dating app Hiki.
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just run a number games, one of the few things that actually might work gl man

 

[Lucifer X]

just run a number games, one of the few things that actually might work gl man

That's what I plan on doing

 

[beggingforinchesnoG]

I'm not a standardcel. I'm willing to fuck obese black women. I'm going to use 15 different dating apps simultaneously with the primary one being the autistic dating app Hiki.
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theres actually no salvation for u