Should I Pay My Oneitis To Have Sex?

[PubertyMaxxer]

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@Short Ugly and Brown

 

[Age of Empires]

It is up to you

 

[Mikecel]

Yes and don’t forget to pay her to beat you up as well.

 

[Deleted member 5683]

She'll report you for sexual harassment

 

[Black Pill Prophet]

Is she a prostitute

 

[PubertyMaxxer]

Is she a prostitute

No

 

[Casadonis]

No, it won't even work. Some orbiter/simp back in the high school days of my mother offered her his entire savings to lose his virginity and .... she just declined. Same will happen in this case and it will make you a social outcast.

 

[PubertyMaxxer]

No, it won't even work. Some orbiter/simp back in the high school days of my mother offered her his entire savings to lose his virginity and .... she just declined. Same will happen in this case and it will make you a social outcast.

What if i pay her for like ?

 

[Deleted member 4991]

It depends is she open to the idea?

 

[Casadonis]

What if i pay her for like facesitting?

Worse outcome. Even more of a social outcast + she will probably make fun of you and/or report you for harrasment assuming you know each other from school

 

[PubertyMaxxer]

Worse outcome. Even more of a social outcast + she will probably make fun of you and/or report you for harrasment assuming you know each other from school

Its not even that sexual

 

[Danish_Retard]

I'm too retarded to tell if this is ironic. Please fucking tell me this is ironic op. Please.

 

[Deleted member 2403]

She'll report you for sexual harassment

This

Unless you’re gl ofc

 

[Casadonis]

I'm too retarded to tell if this is ironic. Please fucking tell me this is ironic op. Please.

probably is

Its not even that sexual

Point still stands

If are still in school, my advice is to just go to all house parties/events possible. Don't reject alcohol/weed/mdma, but embrace it. Sooner or later, unless you are psl 3, you will lose it (assuming you are a virgin because of the name). After that you won't really care about her anymore, but instead on racking up higher numbers. I made the mistake of concentrating on school too much and left out far too many opportunities. This and being to picky with girls fearing they want relationships blablabla

 

[Deleted member 2403]

Its not even that sexual

I told a girl she has nice legs and I got reported and had to write an apology.

If you’re ugly like me, dont embarrass yourself and ruin your rep and risk expulsion

 

[DutchPrettyBoy]

jfl no you fucking simp. she should be longing to fuck you and crush all over you. if she doesn't do that, just don't.

I told a girl she has nice legs and I got reported and had to write an apology.

If you’re ugly like me, dont embarrass yourself and ruin your rep and risk expulsion

i did that one time and she said thank you, guess i'm chad

 

[rawdogprince]

worth a try tbh. Just be honest with her and do it in a noncreepy way.

 

[PubertyMaxxer]

worth a try tbh. Just be honest with her and do it in a noncreepy way.

I'll update the thread then

 

[PubertyMaxxer]

Bump

 

[Borneon_Tyger]

Just do it for the lolz OP. It will be hilarious and people will forget about it in a week

 

[majorcope]

It is up to you

 

[PubertyMaxxer]

Just do it for the lolz OP. It will be hilarious and people will forget about it in a week

based & low inhib

 

[RAITEIII]

jfl no you fucking simp. she should be longing to fuck you and crush all over you. if she doesn't do that, just don't.

i did that one time and she said thank you, guess i'm chad

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