Should I sell my soul to date my oneitis?

[Salieri]

I have been contemplating this very seriously and have almost decided to do it. I think an eternity of hell would be worth spending 1 human lifetime with her. I very strongly believe in the devil and I think if I want to I can find the evil books which speak of the rituals and spells needed to contact him. I really want to have her come visit my dark room and lay down with me, should I get the devil to grant me my wish?

 

[ItsOverCel]

sell your soul to buy sarms and accutane and your oneitis will run to suck your dick

 

[Deleted member 4362]

I would do it tbh, god made you a subchad he probably doesn’t love you that much