Should I weigh my balls

[Littlepickel2]

Do you think I should weigh my balls so I can flex them to other people? I think it would be fun to testicle mog someone. Like, if someone fries the shit out of me in an argument, I can just tell them DNR and tell them how much my balls would cost if they were gold.

 

[GoodLittleFoidBoy]

Do you think I should weigh my balls so I can flex them to other people? I think it would be fun to testicle mog someone. Like, if someone fries the shit out of me in an argument, I can just tell them DNR and tell them how much my balls would cost if they were gold.

Chop them off and eat them

 

[orbitlet]

 

[Littlepickel2]

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"stfu my balls weigh more" is what you could've said

 

[Littlepickel2]

Chop them off and eat them

They would pop in my mouth like grapes

 

[mxl4chi1]

my left ball outshines my right ball by 0.5 grams

 

[GoodLittleFoidBoy]

They would pop in my mouth like grapes

Yummers

 

[Littlepickel2]

Yummers

idk what they would be like. Is sperm literally stored in the testicles? Would they pop and release semen? (Don't ban me, this is not gay it's a question about human anatomy)

 

[dod697206]

 

[Littlepickel2]

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read my thread called "Documentation of emotional awareness. (extreme high effort GTFIH)" and see how my iq matters big bro