show lifts never arrived now I have to speak to a female assistant about it how humiliating for midgets like me

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

And on Amazon customer service I’m talking to a FUCKING FOID AABOUT MY ORDER JOT COMING SHE PROB THINKS IM SOME INSECURE BETA MALE MIDGET

GOD WHY AM I 5’11 why wasn’t I 6’1+ FARK… I just want to be 6’1 why must I go through to this

here’s the pics of the message log

 

[Deleted member 16456]

Take my dick

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

@big

Take my dick

the struggles of being a midget any height below 6’1 is a midget

 

[Alt Number 3]

just say it’s for your unfortunate stunted brother

 

[metagross]

Man this would be so embarassing to me.
I know that my mother cleaned up different packages once and asked me why I had so many lifts in there.

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

Man this would be so embarassing to me.
I know that my mother cleaned up different packages once and asked me why I had so many lifts in there.

My mum roasted me for this as I had to ask her if my shoe lifts arrived and now she judges me harshly. Thanks Amazon for f us big up the one most important order in my life

 

[germanlooks]

Would be worse if that happened with a penis extender

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

Would be worse if that happened with a penis extender

Thank god my Amazon acc name is a fake one if she had my real name JFL I named it stn like Thomas XD just for situations like this

 

[metagross]

My mum roasted me for this as I had to ask her if my shoe lifts arrived and now she judges me harshly. Thanks Amazon for f us big up the one most important order in my life

I got around it by saying that it's just for comfort, etc.

 

[Vermilioncore]

My girlfriend saw me stuffing my shoes with rolled up socks because I didn’t have lifts, she looked confused and I felt so embarrassed

 

[EverythingMattersCel]

High inhib behaviour

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

My girlfriend saw me stuffing my shoes with rolled up socks because I didn’t have lifts, she looked confused and I felt so embarrassed

What did she say? You should have told that slut to mind her own business before you shove your dick down her throat (she’d prob like that tbh Ngl)

High inhib behaviour

I acted like a low Inhb bad boy on the phone call though

 

[Vermilioncore]

What did she say?

She ask what I’m doing and I said “the bottom of these shoes hurt so I have to put padding”

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

She ask what I’m doing and I said “the bottom of these shoes hurt so I have to put padding”

High IQ

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

this just gave me an idea. create a fraudulent website selling lifts only. after he orders, you don't send anything. instead, insist on a customer service zoom call. then stream that online. question him about the lifts. throw in a few puns. get him to confess his shortness. stream it to the world!

 

[Reckless Turtle]

Once they arrive you will have to talk to women IRL about them when they see you obviously heightfrauding.

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

Once they arrive you will have to talk to women IRL about them when they see you obviously heightfrauding.

Eh I’m only going to have them making me about 6’1 it’s a 2 inch difference from my real height and honestly unless I stand next to a guy that’s 6’1 the diffence isn’t that noticeable. If I used one inch however it would not be worth it due to the height difference being too small

 

[Reckless Turtle]

Eh I’m only going to have them making me about 6’1 it’s a 2 inch difference from my real height and honestly unless I stand next to a guy that’s 6’1 the diffence isn’t that noticeable. If I used one inch however it would not be worth it due to the height difference being too small

2 inches are still detectable, especially in motion.

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

2 inches are still detectable, especially in motion.

Yeah I agree I’ll just say the shoes are big

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Go tall or stay low.