Showering guide. [must read]

[killoldyou]

ITEMS NEEDED:​

SCRUBBY THING (i use a scrubbing glove I found in grocery store)
Shower gel (i use dove)
Natural soap bar
Deodorant(I use borotalco original roll on)

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made by me, formated by gpt with attached prompt​

We Are in 2025, Yet Some People Still Shower Like Monkeys​

Before you comment "water," yeah, guess what—some people use it in looksmaxx comments but not IRL to wash themselves (reason for this post).

TL;DR:​

Some folks still don’t know how to shower properly. This guide explains when and how to shower without overcomplicating things.

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How Often Should You Shower?​

If I don’t work out that day, I shower once when I wake up and once before I sleep.

If you do work out or do something sweaty/dirty, you should obviously add a shower after that activity (preferably even before you interact with anyone).

TL;DR:​

Shower at least twice daily—more if you sweat or get dirty.

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Steps for Proper Showering​

1. Setting Up the Water​

Water temperature should be:

• Hot enough so you don’t freeze.
• Cold enough so you don’t wreck your skin or, uh, sensitive areas.

Personally, I like my water a little warmer than lukewarm.

TL;DR: Warm water is best—don’t go too hot or too cold.

2. Rinse Yourself with Just Water​

Spend about 4 minutes rinsing your body to get rid of big dirt. No soap yet.

TL;DR: Rinse with water first to remove major dirt.

3. First Soapy Stage: Shower Gel/Oil​

• Use a good-quality shower gel. I personally like Dove.
• Lather it all over your body.
• Scrub with your scrubby thing (loofah or whatever you use).
• Rinse off thoroughly.

TL;DR: Use shower gel, scrub, rinse.

4. Second Soapy Stage: Bar Soap​

• Use a natural-sourced bar soap for a deeper, manlier clean. (I use one that smells like white flowers—don’t remember the name.)
• Scrub your body again.
• Rinse with water.

TL;DR: Bar soap = deeper clean. Scrub again, rinse again.

5. After Shower Routine​

• Dry yourself with a clean towel.
• Use deodorant (I use roll-on Borotalco Original—great for sensitive skin).
• Apply deodorant to your armpits and feet to avoid smelly feet.

TL;DR: Dry off, apply deodorant to pits and feet.

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Shampoo?​

Didn’t cover it here. You can check this guide for practical hair advice: BucketCrab’s Practical Hair Guide.
(credits @BucketCrab )

 

[killyourselfASAP]

Don't modify words that say maxx in them

 

[Raja Porus]

Nope. Never shower. Women like body pheromones

 

[killoldyou]

Don't modify words that say maxx in them

somehow gpt knew what LTN means (legit had it format a thread and I only said LTN and it put low tier normie in parenthesis )

 

[killoldyou]

Nope. Never shower. Women like body pheromones

smellmaxxing

 

[AlphaLooksmaxxer666]

showermaxxing

 

[Hamdan]

ITEMS NEEDED:​

SCRUBBY THING (i use a scrubbing glove I found in grocery store)
Shower gel (i use dove)
Natural soap bar
Deodorant(I use borotalco original roll on)

​

​

made by me, formated by gpt with attached prompt​

We Are in 2025, Yet Some People Still Shower Like Monkeys​

Before you comment "water," yeah, guess what—some people use it in looksmaxx comments but not IRL to wash themselves (reason for this post).

TL;DR:​

Some folks still don’t know how to shower properly. This guide explains when and how to shower without overcomplicating things.

---

How Often Should You Shower?​

If I don’t work out that day, I shower once when I wake up and once before I sleep.

If you do work out or do something sweaty/dirty, you should obviously add a shower after that activity (preferably even before you interact with anyone).

TL;DR:​

Shower at least twice daily—more if you sweat or get dirty.

---

Steps for Proper Showering​

1. Setting Up the Water​

Water temperature should be:

• Hot enough so you don’t freeze.
• Cold enough so you don’t wreck your skin or, uh, sensitive areas.

Personally, I like my water a little warmer than lukewarm.

TL;DR: Warm water is best—don’t go too hot or too cold.

2. Rinse Yourself with Just Water​

Spend about 4 minutes rinsing your body to get rid of big dirt. No soap yet.

TL;DR: Rinse with water first to remove major dirt.

3. First Soapy Stage: Shower Gel/Oil​

• Use a good-quality shower gel. I personally like Dove.
• Lather it all over your body.
• Scrub with your scrubby thing (loofah or whatever you use).
• Rinse off thoroughly.

TL;DR: Use shower gel, scrub, rinse.

4. Second Soapy Stage: Bar Soap​

• Use a natural-sourced bar soap for a deeper, manlier clean. (I use one that smells like white flowers—don’t remember the name.)
• Scrub your body again.
• Rinse with water.

TL;DR: Bar soap = deeper clean. Scrub again, rinse again.

5. After Shower Routine​

• Dry yourself with a clean towel.
• Use deodorant (I use roll-on Borotalco Original—great for sensitive skin).
• Apply deodorant to your armpits and feet to avoid smelly feet.

TL;DR: Dry off, apply deodorant to pits and feet.

---

Shampoo?​

Didn’t cover it here. You can check this guide for practical hair advice: BucketCrab’s Practical Hair Guide.
(credits @BucketCrab )

trash water thread, what about the full body moisturizer after shower, ur body will become flaky and rusting

 

[killoldyou]

trash water thread, what about the full body moisturizer after shower, ur body will become flaky and rusting

i am not black

 

[UWILLNEVERKNOW8]

ITEMS NEEDED:​

SCRUBBY THING (i use a scrubbing glove I found in grocery store)
Shower gel (i use dove)
Natural soap bar
Deodorant(I use borotalco original roll on)

​

​

made by me, formated by gpt with attached prompt​

We Are in 2025, Yet Some People Still Shower Like Monkeys​

Before you comment "water," yeah, guess what—some people use it in looksmaxx comments but not IRL to wash themselves (reason for this post).

TL;DR:​

Some folks still don’t know how to shower properly. This guide explains when and how to shower without overcomplicating things.

---

How Often Should You Shower?​

If I don’t work out that day, I shower once when I wake up and once before I sleep.

If you do work out or do something sweaty/dirty, you should obviously add a shower after that activity (preferably even before you interact with anyone).

TL;DR:​

Shower at least twice daily—more if you sweat or get dirty.

---

Steps for Proper Showering​

1. Setting Up the Water​

Water temperature should be:

• Hot enough so you don’t freeze.
• Cold enough so you don’t wreck your skin or, uh, sensitive areas.

Personally, I like my water a little warmer than lukewarm.

TL;DR: Warm water is best—don’t go too hot or too cold.

2. Rinse Yourself with Just Water​

Spend about 4 minutes rinsing your body to get rid of big dirt. No soap yet.

TL;DR: Rinse with water first to remove major dirt.

3. First Soapy Stage: Shower Gel/Oil​

• Use a good-quality shower gel. I personally like Dove.
• Lather it all over your body.
• Scrub with your scrubby thing (loofah or whatever you use).
• Rinse off thoroughly.

TL;DR: Use shower gel, scrub, rinse.

4. Second Soapy Stage: Bar Soap​

• Use a natural-sourced bar soap for a deeper, manlier clean. (I use one that smells like white flowers—don’t remember the name.)
• Scrub your body again.
• Rinse with water.

TL;DR: Bar soap = deeper clean. Scrub again, rinse again.

5. After Shower Routine​

• Dry yourself with a clean towel.
• Use deodorant (I use roll-on Borotalco Original—great for sensitive skin).
• Apply deodorant to your armpits and feet to avoid smelly feet.

TL;DR: Dry off, apply deodorant to pits and feet.

---

Shampoo?​

Didn’t cover it here. You can check this guide for practical hair advice: BucketCrab’s Practical Hair Guide.
(credits @BucketCrab )

wtf someone needs t have guide?

 

[genetically fucked]

thought we left showering in 2024

 

[asdvek]

Yeah just shower for 1-4 hours a day bro the water bills bro ur gonna go broke