Showers ascends me so bad

[Deleted member 116989]

Everytime I take a shower and I wash my hair, the moment I step out I suddenly become chad, my asymmetries go away, my ratios become perfect, my acne disappears and I grow in height (especially if I did a cold shower). But the day after, when I wake up, my hair already became oily, my face is full of asymmetries again, my acne is back, my height goes back to manlet and in a blink of an eye I am ltn again.
What a cruel world we live in

 

[homovirgin]

I ascend more every time i do a mask on my hair

 

[Deleted member 117288]

Showers don;t ascend nigger to jack shit so over mfer just ldar

 

[Deleted member 116989]

Showers don;t ascend nigger to jack shit so over mfer just ldar

I love you bro you are definitely my favourite user

 

[Wexilarious]