SHUT IT ALL DOWN! Covid-20 Apocalyptic strain has begun

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The people who come up with this bullshit have announced the worst strain ever mutated recently in South Africa. They're wanting to call it Apocalyptic strain but for obvious reasons, they can't. So they're going with Nu. Ugh. Close enough!

CDC's predicting all nations to be shut down by Dec 15. Here we go again!

Also, good news for the vaccinated and booster people, you get to get more shots into your arm!

celebrate hell yeah GIF by Brooklyn Nine-Nine




 
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fuken tards btw sweden is 90% vaccinated
 
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fuken tards btw sweden is 90% vaccinated
But the current vaccinations are ineffective against this new bullshit. They're shutting it all down. Fucking assholes just can't get enough.

 
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But the current vaccinations are ineffective against this new bullshit. They're shutting it all down. Fucking assholes just can't get enough.


hopefully they dont close the gyms
 
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@BigJimsWornOutTires thoughts?
I'm still hanging in there. A small gut but easy to conquer. I'm not like most of the guys on here trying to get laid. I have no worries in that field.
 
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I'm still hanging in there. A small gut but easy to conquer. I'm not like most of the guys on here trying to get laid. I have no worries in that field.
yes cuz ur 6'5 muscular chad
 
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Why so sad about the lift boots, @Tony
 
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hopefully they dont close the gyms
Gyms have been closed for the non-vaxxed for a couple of weeks now where I live, have been callisthenicsmaxxing since :feelsgood:
 
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Gyms have been closed for the non-vaxxed for a couple of weeks now where I live, have been callisthenicsmaxxing since :feelsgood:
You would think gyms would be the last place to shut down or require vaccination, thus fortifying your body and resistance to infections.
 
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Gyms have been closed for the non-vaxxed for a couple of weeks now where I live, have been callisthenicsmaxxing since :feelsgood:
Will you ever go back to that cuck zone
 
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hopefully there’s another lockdown so i don’t have to do anything and i get to rot all day
 
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It’s all more bullshit. The kikecines aren’t working for shit so this is the excuse jfl
 
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hopefully there’s another lockdown so i don’t have to do anything and i get to rot all day
There probably will be
I wish there was a way to bet on lockdowns happening
 
It’s all more bullshit. The kikecines aren’t working for shit so this is the excuse jfl
More like tightening their grips around our fucking throats. "Heel, motherfucker, heel!" They want unconditional surrender so they can control the people like cattle. And when one decides to fuck a child, there would be nothing we can do about it. Pertaining to the Epstein incident.
 
This is good for crypto.
 
This pandemic will not end when some vaccine quota ist met but the moment people decide that they've had enough of this bullshit
 
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Gyms have been closed for the non-vaxxed for a couple of weeks now where I live, have been callisthenicsmaxxing since :feelsgood:
Uniornically making a home gym for $50 is my plan

15 for a weight set with bar and adjustable dumbells

50 for a quality bench with rack I can keep the RTT grind going no matter what occurs. As for other looksmaxxes all I need to worry about is being either an essential worker and/or getting furlough and the grind don’t stop :p
 
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BBC variant
 
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The Dr. who discovered it called it mild

They just know they're losing control so time for a scare
 
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“Is he here yet?” She exclaimed as I casually thrusted in and out hoping to ejaculate as quickly as possible.

“There wasn’t a knock at the door, does he have the key?”

“Well, duh, no shit, he’s my husband you numbnuts!” She responded, her breaths breaking her sentences apart heavily.

“I’m cumming,” I say, while thrusting the penis in and out even harder.

“Hurry!”

“Ah!” I exhale.

“Huh? Vermilioncore, did you cum yet?”

“Ugh, this is the part I dreaded.” I remove the fake penis from her pulsating vagina and realize that I had forgotten to load the penis’ tube with the fake semen.

“Wait,” she stops and goes ass down on the bed, “is that what you were fucking me with?”

“No shit, numbtits, my penis is still sore from the last round.”

“How many rounds are we going for? 5?”

“As many as you can, with a little help from my buddy, we can go 12 rounds.”

“Hold on,” she says, shushing me. “How come he isn’t knocking anymore?”

“He was never knocking.”

“Oh, shit, I forgot, I don’t even have a husband, it’s just a slutty fantasy of mine!” She shouts and follows it with a horrendously annoying laugh.

“What a lousy fuck you are,” I say, “I’m glad I’m just imagining this and you aren’t even real.”

I finish jerking off and, ugh, what a mess I have to clean up. Off to work!
 
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You sure about this? Everythings closing down again?
 
“Is he here yet?” She exclaimed as I casually thrusted in and out hoping to ejaculate as quickly as possible.

“There wasn’t a knock at the door, does he have the key?”

“Well, duh, no shit, he’s my husband you numbnuts!” She responded, her breaths breaking her sentences apart heavily.

“I’m cumming,” I say, while thrusting the penis in and out even harder.

“Hurry!”

“Ah!” I exhale.

“Huh? Vermilioncore, did you cum yet?”

“Ugh, this is the part I dreaded.” I remove the fake penis from her pulsating vagina and realize that I had forgotten to load the penis’ tube with the fake semen.

“Wait,” she stops and goes ass down on the bed, “is that what you were fucking me with?”

“No shit, numbtits, my penis is still sore from the last round.”

“How many rounds are we going for? 5?”

“As many as you can, with a little help from my buddy, we can go 12 rounds.”

“Hold on,” she says, shushing me. “How come he isn’t knocking anymore?”

“He was never knocking.”

“Oh, shit, I forgot, I don’t even have a husband, it’s just a slutty fantasy of mine!” She shouts and follows it with a horrendously annoying laugh.

“What a lousy fuck you are,” I say, “I’m glad I’m just imagining this and you aren’t even real.”

I finish jerking off and, ugh, what a mess I have to clean up. Off to work!
"What is that?" Vermilioncore wipes his forehead peering suspiciously.

"I don't know, it's on me too—like raindrops," His woman said as she too brushes her face off. "Fuck, it's in my hair."

"Where is this coming from?" Spreading his fingers out, he examines the liquid substance. "Ugh. It's like conditioner."

His woman looks up, "Vermy, up there!" He joins that surprising discovery.

"What the fuck, bruh!!" He wipes the liquid off his face again. "Fucking stop that!"
 
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🤷🏻‍♂️ I ignored the last shutdown. I’ll ignore this one too.
 
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get your booster shots chuds
 
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🤷🏻‍♂️ I ignored the last shutdown. I’ll ignore this one too.
Exactly. Fuck those shutdowns! Group together with other "fuck those shutdowns" people. UNITE! Then have some beers. Dim the lights. Turn on a little slow background music. And come together.

 
The people who come up with this bullshit have announced the worst strain ever mutated recently in South Africa. They're wanting to call it Apocalyptic strain but for obvious reasons, they can't. So they're going with Nu. Ugh. Close enough!

CDC's predicting all nations to be shut down by Dec 15. Here we go again!

Also, good news for the vaccinated and booster people, you get to get more shots into your arm!

celebrate hell yeah GIF by Brooklyn Nine-Nine




Doctor that discovered it LITERALY Said its less deadly but more Viral


JFL at dictators "following" The science as they proclaim
 
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This pandemic will not end when some vaccine quota ist met but the moment people decide that they've had enough of this bullshit
You are overrating normies intelect haahahahah


But seriously i heard somewhere 3% of population is enough for an uprising so yeah its over:lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:
 
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“Is he here yet?” She exclaimed as I casually thrusted in and out hoping to ejaculate as quickly as possible.

“There wasn’t a knock at the door, does he have the key?”

“Well, duh, no shit, he’s my husband you numbnuts!” She responded, her breaths breaking her sentences apart heavily.

“I’m cumming,” I say, while thrusting the penis in and out even harder.

“Hurry!”

“Ah!” I exhale.

“Huh? Vermilioncore, did you cum yet?”

“Ugh, this is the part I dreaded.” I remove the fake penis from her pulsating vagina and realize that I had forgotten to load the penis’ tube with the fake semen.

“Wait,” she stops and goes ass down on the bed, “is that what you were fucking me with?”

“No shit, numbtits, my penis is still sore from the last round.”

“How many rounds are we going for? 5?”

“As many as you can, with a little help from my buddy, we can go 12 rounds.”

“Hold on,” she says, shushing me. “How come he isn’t knocking anymore?”

“He was never knocking.”

“Oh, shit, I forgot, I don’t even have a husband, it’s just a slutty fantasy of mine!” She shouts and follows it with a horrendously annoying laugh.

“What a lousy fuck you are,” I say, “I’m glad I’m just imagining this and you aren’t even real.”

I finish jerking off and, ugh, what a mess I have to clean up. Off to work!
Franz Kafka levels of virginity
 
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Doctor that discovered it LITERALY Said its less deadly but more Viral


JFL at dictators "following" The science as they proclaim
Ugh. It doesn't matter anymore. It is what it is. Bees what it bees.
 
Gyms have been closed for the non-vaxxed for a couple of weeks now where I live, have been callisthenicsmaxxing since :feelsgood:
Thank god the UK is based and unvaccinated chads like myself cal still go out
 
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Thank god the UK is based and unvaccinated chads like myself cal still go out
Why do British women find American men sexier than their own? Heavenly blessed white skin that is. Not that shitty brown and charcoal kind.
 

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