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I came across the thread "Rate my Japanese" by the curry @SidharthTheSlayer who thinks he's Japanese and larp his fluency and since i'm bored on the train I thought I'd reply since he posted it 2 weeks ago.
First of all i think you should give up learning the language. 6 months for an N5 level is crazy bad. No wonder you couldn't explain what 彼女は悲しい means.
Me when i cope :
You might be fluent from an N5 perspective and that's all.
Your first sentence is horribly wrong : おはよう、すでにごそんじかもしれないが僕の名はShidas[???]よろしくね。
First of all, ごそんじ DOESN'T EXIST YOU FUCKING LARPER, it's ご存知 which is read with ぞ not そ. Besides, its usage here is wrong you should only use it when speaking formally. Since 100% of your dialogue is informal, it's really stupid to use this word. You should use 知ってる instead.
かもしれないが AGAIN, YOU'RE SPEAKING INFORMALLY SO PLEASE SPEAK INFORMALLY FROM START TO FINISH. が HERE SOUNDS WEIRD IT'S BETTER TO USE けど.
+ When you speak in Japanese, you should never accelerate the rhythm as you have done with かもしれない to give a “fluent” effect JFL it's pitiful. Each syllable should have the same rhythm in your sentence.
SAME FOR 名 NOBODY USES THAT EXCEPT IN OFFICIAL DOCUMENTS.
AND YOU FORGOT THE COPULA だ, THIS IS A BEGINNER'S MISTAKE LITERALLY WHAT WE LEARN AT THE VERY VERY BEGINNING (6 months in btw). + YOU NEED ADD よ TO EMPHASIZE THE INFORMATION.
おはよう、すでに知ってるかもしれないけど、僕の名前はShidasだよ。よろしくね。
すがげつまいから日本語を勉強してる。
すがげつまい ??? YOU CREATE NEW WORDS IN JAPANESE TO IMPRESS .ORG RANDOMS JFL
. I think you meant since last month, so use 先月
さて、どう思う？いいのかい？悪いのかい？本当に感想を聞かせてください。
のかい IS OUTDATED AS FUCK, NO ONE USE THIS SHIT : さて、どう思う？いい？悪い？本当に感想を聞かせてください。
はちをかきたくない。Holy shit this sentence BRUTAL N5 NO PITCH ACCENT MOMENT, say that to a Japanese and you'll confuse the shit out of him. You literally said 8 八 which makes NO SENSE.
I'm only talking about the pitch accent on this word because it totally changes the sentence. Your pitch is horrible from start to finish.
I suggest you follow my guide : https://looksmax.org/threads/guide-how-to-learn-japanese-high-iq-thread.1091126/
First of all i think you should give up learning the language. 6 months for an N5 level is crazy bad. No wonder you couldn't explain what 彼女は悲しい means.
Me when i cope :
You might be fluent from an N5 perspective and that's all.
Your first sentence is horribly wrong : おはよう、すでにごそんじかもしれないが僕の名はShidas[???]よろしくね。
First of all, ごそんじ DOESN'T EXIST YOU FUCKING LARPER, it's ご存知 which is read with ぞ not そ. Besides, its usage here is wrong you should only use it when speaking formally. Since 100% of your dialogue is informal, it's really stupid to use this word. You should use 知ってる instead.
かもしれないが AGAIN, YOU'RE SPEAKING INFORMALLY SO PLEASE SPEAK INFORMALLY FROM START TO FINISH. が HERE SOUNDS WEIRD IT'S BETTER TO USE けど.
+ When you speak in Japanese, you should never accelerate the rhythm as you have done with かもしれない to give a “fluent” effect JFL it's pitiful. Each syllable should have the same rhythm in your sentence.
SAME FOR 名 NOBODY USES THAT EXCEPT IN OFFICIAL DOCUMENTS.
AND YOU FORGOT THE COPULA だ, THIS IS A BEGINNER'S MISTAKE LITERALLY WHAT WE LEARN AT THE VERY VERY BEGINNING (6 months in btw). + YOU NEED ADD よ TO EMPHASIZE THE INFORMATION.
おはよう、すでに知ってるかもしれないけど、僕の名前はShidasだよ。よろしくね。
すがげつまいから日本語を勉強してる。
すがげつまい ??? YOU CREATE NEW WORDS IN JAPANESE TO IMPRESS .ORG RANDOMS JFL
. I think you meant since last month, so use 先月さて、どう思う？いいのかい？悪いのかい？本当に感想を聞かせてください。
のかい IS OUTDATED AS FUCK, NO ONE USE THIS SHIT : さて、どう思う？いい？悪い？本当に感想を聞かせてください。
はちをかきたくない。Holy shit this sentence BRUTAL N5 NO PITCH ACCENT MOMENT, say that to a Japanese and you'll confuse the shit out of him. You literally said 8 八 which makes NO SENSE.
I'm only talking about the pitch accent on this word because it totally changes the sentence. Your pitch is horrible from start to finish.
I suggest you follow my guide : https://looksmax.org/threads/guide-how-to-learn-japanese-high-iq-thread.1091126/
