Vermilioncore
fear god
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A typical convo with a girl who is interested in you would go like this:
Her: “hey dude! sorry I didn’t text back last night I fell asleep. how are you?!!”
You: “hey! No problem, I’m good, just chillin, you?”
Her: “nice! Glad you’re doing well! I’m good. Just at work. It’s super busy. I hate staying late too, it’s so annoying. Btw here’s a song you should listen to *sends song*”
You: “aw that sucks. Hopefully you get out early. And awesome I’ll give it a listen. Can you send a pic? Just like a face pic? Lol”
Her: “sure lol one sec” *sends pic* sorry if I’m not super gorgeous rn, I’m not feelin it today. Can you send one?”
VS
You: “hey! Good morning? What are you up to today?”
Her: “hey. Nothing really.”
You: “well be spontaneous and do something! Do you usually go out on weekends or what?”
Her: “nope”
You: “that’s good. How about we change that? Wanna chill today? Wherever.”
Her: “idk haha.”
You: “well yes or no lol, just say yes, it’ll be worth it.”
Her: “lollll ur funny. Idk tho.”
See? The second whore doesn’t wanna give that pussy up. The first slut will at least give it up if you hit all the right buttons madden type shit
Her: “hey dude! sorry I didn’t text back last night I fell asleep. how are you?!!”
You: “hey! No problem, I’m good, just chillin, you?”
Her: “nice! Glad you’re doing well! I’m good. Just at work. It’s super busy. I hate staying late too, it’s so annoying. Btw here’s a song you should listen to *sends song*”
You: “aw that sucks. Hopefully you get out early. And awesome I’ll give it a listen. Can you send a pic? Just like a face pic? Lol”
Her: “sure lol one sec” *sends pic* sorry if I’m not super gorgeous rn, I’m not feelin it today. Can you send one?”
VS
You: “hey! Good morning? What are you up to today?”
Her: “hey. Nothing really.”
You: “well be spontaneous and do something! Do you usually go out on weekends or what?”
Her: “nope”
You: “that’s good. How about we change that? Wanna chill today? Wherever.”
Her: “idk haha.”
You: “well yes or no lol, just say yes, it’ll be worth it.”
Her: “lollll ur funny. Idk tho.”
See? The second whore doesn’t wanna give that pussy up. The first slut will at least give it up if you hit all the right buttons madden type shit