signs that im a very cute young man

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  • middle aged woman covering my bill at the airport wine bar
  • girl touching my thigh when we are at the karaoke
  • girl in my friend group falling asleep on me
  • guy touching my arm aggressively at the waterfall outing
  • guy asking to kiss me
  • moms friend trying to make out with me while i was brushing my teeth in the bathroom
  • girl telling me how elegant and photogenic i am
  • lots of people casually touching my leg at the bar/restaurants when sitting nearby
  • people complimenting my ass at the bar
  • numerous times people have called me hot
  • numerous people casually touching my arm in conversation
  • several people cradling my face / scratching underneath my chin as one might do to a cat
  • someone saying i have porcelain skin
i didn't fuck any of these people because i'm a faux-timid coy little tease wearing lavender-vanilla fragrances clad in elegant but vaguely suggestive clothing who has a soft inviting smile

and this is all BEFORE I get my trimax, infrazygos, regrow my hair to appropriate length, dye it a few shades lighter to a more dirty blonde, and start wearing blue contacts, mind you
 
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Being a cute young man is ideal
 
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