signs that im a very cute young man

[Deleted member 18582]

• middle aged woman covering my bill at the airport wine bar
• girl touching my thigh when we are at the karaoke
• girl in my friend group falling asleep on me
• guy touching my arm aggressively at the waterfall outing
• guy asking to kiss me
• moms friend trying to make out with me while i was brushing my teeth in the bathroom
• girl telling me how elegant and photogenic i am
• lots of people casually touching my leg at the bar/restaurants when sitting nearby
• people complimenting my ass at the bar
• numerous times people have called me hot
• numerous people casually touching my arm in conversation
• several people cradling my face / scratching underneath my chin as one might do to a cat
• someone saying i have porcelain skin

i didn't fuck any of these people because i'm a faux-timid coy little tease wearing lavender-vanilla fragrances clad in elegant but vaguely suggestive clothing who has a soft inviting smile

and this is all BEFORE I get my trimax, infrazygos, regrow my hair to appropriate length, dye it a few shades lighter to a more dirty blonde, and start wearing blue contacts, mind you

 

[Deleted member 28610]

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[Trilogy]

Being a cute young man is ideal

 

[retrudedmaxilla]

i'm norwood 2

 

[Deleted member 31155]

neoteny!

 

[pentamogged9000]

neoteny!