Silly manlets being tryhards will never not be funny (The war against lanklets)

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5'9 and under manlets being tryhards, wearing super tight clothing to show off their small manlet frame and small manlet muscles from gymcelling, manlets standing perfectly upright to maintain the 0.25 inch height increment at all times, manlets taking chondroitin to maintain their morning height increase of 0.25 - 0.5, manlets wearing boots instead of trainers to get extra height. Oh MANLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET WHY DO YOU TRY SO HARD????
Just give it up already, just rot. Join me and the brotherhood of manlets as we rot in the darkest deepest pits of the internet and come up with schemes to defeat the lanklet menace once and for all! For the time being you can come watch Shrek 2 watch party until our brainfog goes away.

Think about it, a 6'2 man cannot defeat two 5'8 - 5'9 men. Even if the 6'2 guy will naturally have more muscle, reach advantage, a little stronger, we can say the 5'9 guy can reach 75 - 80% of the power of the 6'2 guy, now two of them, their power level increases to 150 - 160%, they can overcome easily one lanklet. No matter how tall and big you are, you only have two arms, you cannot stop punches from two different men coming at you at the same time, not possible. You cannot defend your legs from one person while also defending your face from another striking at you. Face it, if manlets wanted, we could genocide the lanklets without issue since globally manlets outnumber lanklets like 5 - 1 minimum. Imagine 5 manlets for each lanklet, it would be a massacre. We call this the zerg rush tactic which has been deployed in Starcraft and other strategy games for high IQ manlets.

Just a reminder to all lanklets it is societies rules that prevent manlets from putting you lanklets in cages or the circus.
 
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Cope, malents should make their revolution and take power in the world
Just like in Planet of the Apes
 
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Cope, malents should make their revolution and take power in the world
Just like in Planet of the Apes
I agree, The Great Manlet Revolution. We will grab all the lanklets off the street and put them into cages. OOO OOOO AAAAA AAAAAA
 
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I agree, The Great Manlet Revolution. We will grab all the lanklets off the street and put them into cages. OOO OOOO AAAAA AAAAAA
Its just numbers bros, there r more malents
:feelscry: We just need to create an online resistance. And take to the streets, kill everyone who isnt malent, and create our own gene control government
 

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