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Idk how to explain it he just looks so average but good looking at the same time
 
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Idk how to explain it he just looks so average but good looking at the same time
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Post pic?
 
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I get what you mean he doesn't have any particularly striking features, just god tier harmony and definition
 
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Daily reminder that this nigga got cucked in high school and had to date a gook
 
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he has insane averageness but no striking features
 
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Idk how to explain it he just looks so average but good looking at the same time
Irl he prob looks more striking in comparison to the average person

internet ruined the perception of good looking people since there so common
 
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I get it, he looks like a gay pornstar but also like a top tier model too.

Weird.
I'll be preaching angularity is law from now on, he genuinely has nothing particular aside from that

Average eyes, lower third etc...., face isn't perfect when it comes to harmony it's just really chiseled
 
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You could tell me this is a dude from one direction and I'd believe you
Zayn was always the main character of one direction but he got bullied and left out because he stole all attention from others and was a Pakistani.
 
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Zayn was always the main character of one direction but he got bullied and left out because he stole all attention from others and was a Pakistani.
They tried to push harry styles as the main dude but he was getting mogged so hard by zayn it just broke the dynamic lmao

Plenty of girls talk about it, zayn was not only a better singer he just outclassed the others in terms of looks and rn I can only remember the name of two of them, most forgot the rest
 
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They tried to push harry styles as the main dude but he was getting mogged so hard by zayn it just broke the dynamic lmao

Plenty of girls talk about it, zayn was not only a better singer he just outclassed the others in terms of looks and rn I can only remember the name of two of them, most forgot the rest
Niall Horan was the luckiest one. Just a potatocel Irish fag who got lucky. Ain't even good at his vocals. The only people who could sing from the group were Styles, Zayn and Liam
 
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I have a โ€œfriendโ€ who looks like him (just slightly worse), he is an absolute retard
Very popular with the ladies, but his IQ is around 80 or so
 
Idk how to explain it he just looks so average but good looking at the same time
yeah i've had that thought as well, although it's more the case in pictures. the effect disappears when i see him in motion

it's as if an mtn hardmaxed, but you can tell he's still meant to be an mtn, if you know what i mean
 
Zayn was always the main character of one direction but he got bullied and left out because he stole all attention from others and was a Pakistani.
What would you rate Zayn in his prime?
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Niall Horan was the luckiest one. Just a potatocel Irish fag who got lucky. Ain't even good at his vocals. The only people who could sing from the group were Styles, Zayn and Liam
I enjoyed Liam paynes music
Sad that he died
 

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