filthycurrycel
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SINK PISSING JUST SAVED MY LIFE
I ABSOLUTELY CANNOT PUT THIS INTO WORDS HOW OVERWHELMINGLY GRATEFUL I FEEL FOR BEING ENLIGHTENED TO SPILL MY URINE ONTO PORCELAIN, just this morning i drowsily went to sink piss, i wasnt paying any attention and slapped my shaft against the rim to shake off the stubborn piss droplets then zipped up. apparently my cock had caught acouple of fire ants that were trailing to get to the piss stains and they bit and it FUCKING BURNED, it geuienely felt like i glazed my cock in hot caramel. i'll have to be 100 with you all, i had it on the chopping board and considered transitioning right there and but i digress. i went to the pharmacist and told them about it, they gave me an ointment to rub on and when i came back home i found out MY HOUSE WAS ON FUCKING FIRE.
IT BLEW THE FUCK UP. there was a gas leak and if i hadnt left there i would''ve been charred
so i must express my grattitude for having found me, and bestowing your wisedoms. thank you teaching me how to sink piss
I ABSOLUTELY CANNOT PUT THIS INTO WORDS HOW OVERWHELMINGLY GRATEFUL I FEEL FOR BEING ENLIGHTENED TO SPILL MY URINE ONTO PORCELAIN, just this morning i drowsily went to sink piss, i wasnt paying any attention and slapped my shaft against the rim to shake off the stubborn piss droplets then zipped up. apparently my cock had caught acouple of fire ants that were trailing to get to the piss stains and they bit and it FUCKING BURNED, it geuienely felt like i glazed my cock in hot caramel. i'll have to be 100 with you all, i had it on the chopping board and considered transitioning right there and but i digress. i went to the pharmacist and told them about it, they gave me an ointment to rub on and when i came back home i found out MY HOUSE WAS ON FUCKING FIRE.
IT BLEW THE FUCK UP. there was a gas leak and if i hadnt left there i would''ve been charred
so i must express my grattitude for having found me, and bestowing your wisedoms. thank you teaching me how to sink piss
