CelestialEmpire
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last night we went out to a super crowded touristy place in europe, 4 of us and our small friend (6'3 210lb wimp) pretended to be bodyguards for our small friend whos a "VIP".
we decided to do this larp since nobody in europoor has guns so its ez to ragebait.
4 of us in suits, sunglasses and small american flag decorations on our chest (averaging 6'6.5 255lb) went around protecting our "VIP" who we claimed was the son of a US admiral
(since we were in a port city like nice/mallorca/lisbon).
we got away with SO MUCH and trolled every single bar and club, i was super condescending to literally everybody on the streets and was like "move the fuck away lil man" while patting him on the head and pushing him with a finger. NOBODY dared oppose us even when they were hammered cuz of our size (ranging from 6'5 230lb to 6'8 265lb) and aura of authority (guys in suits with US flag pins related to the US navy)
i even pushed hot girls out of the way by pushing their asscheeks or by their tits while sneaking a squeeze and they all let me do it
we decided to do this larp since nobody in europoor has guns so its ez to ragebait.
4 of us in suits, sunglasses and small american flag decorations on our chest (averaging 6'6.5 255lb) went around protecting our "VIP" who we claimed was the son of a US admiral
(since we were in a port city like nice/mallorca/lisbon).we got away with SO MUCH and trolled every single bar and club, i was super condescending to literally everybody on the streets and was like "move the fuck away lil man" while patting him on the head and pushing him with a finger. NOBODY dared oppose us even when they were hammered cuz of our size (ranging from 6'5 230lb to 6'8 265lb) and aura of authority (guys in suits with US flag pins related to the US navy)
i even pushed hot girls out of the way by pushing their asscheeks or by their tits while sneaking a squeeze and they all let me do it
