Skiing slay story

[Diyorldar]

I went skiing this past weekend with some of my boys. We rented a house together up a mountain pretty close nearby, and, you know, just planned on skiing and snowboarding and, you know, fucking around and smoking weed and just being degenerates for a weekend over winter break.

First day up, you know, we got there bright and early. Smoked the joint in the parking lot. And then, you know, we were shredding for a couple hours. I noticed, you know, as I was on the ski lift, the girl behind me, she was like this really cute blonde girl. She had, you know, slut strands looking like the ponytails that girls wear when they go skiing sticking out of their helmet.

Anyway, so I get to the top and I was kind of dilly-dallying so I could talk to her. We started chatting it up, did the run, and then all my boys wanted to go get lunch.

She asks me if I want to go get food with her from her car. She'd been flirting with me already, so I kind of knew where this was going, and I walked with her to her car.

She opens up the backseat and, like, pats it, and I hop in, and we started making out in the backseat, and then, you know, ended up cracking. It was great. Highly recommend hooking up in the backseat of random bop's car while on a ski trip.

Shawty goes to ASU so I probably have AIDS now

 

[Diyorldar]

Bump

 

[OhSeeDeeCel]

I just ripped ass.

 

[Nexom]

I know

 

[Former Shortcel]

You know

 

[ChioMaxiMix2025]

 

[Deleted member 192735]

This did not happen brah

 

[Diyorldar]

This did not happen brah

What do I get out of lying about sex on an incel forum

 

[Deleted member 192735]

What do I get out of lying about sex on an incel forum

fair enough lol

 

[Diyorldar]

fair enough lol

I’m tryna inspire the youth

Never rope

 

[оrg]

I just ripped ass.

W

 

[SomaliSub5]

its hard to slay ski girls i need to see their face behind their goggles first before i make a move

 

[Former Shortcel]

This did not happen brah

The hapa mind cannot comprehend this, that is why u dont believe it

 

[Diyorldar]

its hard to slay ski girls i need to see their face behind their goggles first before i make a move

I had to check at the top of the mountain before I started talking to her.

Rookie mistake is not checking

 

[hitthebong]

How to write a male romance novel written by an Incel

 

[Diyorldar]

How to write a male romance novel written by an Incel

I like your username

 

[hitthebong]

I like your username

Thanks g

 

[Diyorldar]

Thanks g

Org sesh when?

 

[chudpiller]

This reads like voice to text was used. Mirin tho

 

[hitthebong]

Org sesh when?

Never fag

 

[Diyorldar]

This reads like voice to text was used. Mirin tho

great pull

Voice to text was used

 

[Diyorldar]

Never fag

Obviously id never want to meet any of these goons irl

They’d touch me

 

[hitthebong]

Obviously id never want to meet any of these goons irl

They’d touch me

Prolly beat tf outta you

 

[chudpiller]

Where u ski?

 

[Diyorldar]

Prolly beat tf outta you

Stay strapped

 

[Diyorldar]

Where u ski?

Tahoe

 

[hitthebong]

Stay strapped

Am alr fucktard

 

[fluxx]

never happened btw

 

[htbslayeer]

we weren’t there hence we do NOT know nigga

 

[PrettyLights]

there’s actually no way

 

[Diyorldar]

there’s actually no way

Ski girls are easy

And she goes to ASU

Bop^2

 

[PrettyLights]

Ski girls are easy

And she goes to ASU

Bop^2

you live in arizona ?

 

[Diyorldar]

you live in arizona ?

Nah but I was at a destination skiing location

 

[PrettyLights]

Nah but I was at a destination skiing location

in the states tho ? trying to confirm whether this is a bop in the west or not. ya’know so i don’t run into her hopefully

 

[Diyorldar]

in the states tho ? trying to confirm whether this is a bop in the west or not

Yes in the states

In the west yes

 

[PrettyLights]

Yes in the states

In the west yes

whore. you’re probably no higher than either mtn too which makes even worse

 

[Diyorldar]

whore

Yep

Sluts are great just don’t marry them

 

[PrettyLights]

Yep

Sluts are great just don’t marry them

no personality. no game. it’s just the lhoüüoks

 

[Diyorldar]

no personality. no game. it’s just the lhoüüoks

Backseat pussy is still backseat pussy

No complaints

 

[PrettyLights]

Backseat pussy is still backseat pussy

No complaints

no its just funny to see it happen time and time again on the internet. but i truly need to see for myself either from second hand or first hand experience the true nature of these so called “bops” in real time. would be very cathartic

 

[Diyorldar]

no its just funny to see it happen time and time again on the internet. but i truly need to see for myself either from second hand or first hand experience the true nature of these so called “bops” in real time. would be very cathartic

You will.

You’ll find your own 80 IQ Snowbunny

 

[Somatropin]

I went skiing this past weekend with some of my boys. We rented a house together up a mountain pretty close nearby, and, you know, just planned on skiing and snowboarding and, you know, fucking around and smoking weed and just being degenerates for a weekend over winter break.

First day up, you know, we got there bright and early. Smoked the joint in the parking lot. And then, you know, we were shredding for a couple hours. I noticed, you know, as I was on the ski lift, the girl behind me, she was like this really cute blonde girl. She had, you know, slut strands looking like the ponytails that girls wear when they go skiing sticking out of their helmet.

Anyway, so I get to the top and I was kind of dilly-dallying so I could talk to her. We started chatting it up, did the run, and then all my boys wanted to go get lunch.

She asks me if I want to go get food with her from her car. She'd been flirting with me already, so I kind of knew where this was going, and I walked with her to her car.

She opens up the backseat and, like, pats it, and I hop in, and we started making out in the backseat, and then, you know, ended up cracking. It was great. Highly recommend hooking up in the backseat of random bop's car while on a ski trip.

Shawty goes to ASU so I probably have AIDS now

Did you bring your test with you on the ski trip?

 

[Diyorldar]

Did you bring your test with you on the ski trip?

Yessir

Even if you’re going on a plane you can bring test.

TSA doesn’t gaf except for filled water bottles.

I’ve brought pregab, LSD, Za, peptides, and roids on planes before no issues

 

[Minoxidilf]

Ski girls are easy

And she goes to ASU

Bop^2

They’re only ez for pinkoids

I’m med MTN and got zero IOIs at the ski resort last weekend. Even meds looks like shitskins in ur avg ski resort filled with WASP and Nordic HTNs

 

[revant]

bump and ngl lowkey mirin

 

[Diyorldar]

They’re only ez for pinkoids

I’m med MTN and got zero IOIs at the ski resort last weekend. Even meds looks like shitskins in a ski resort filled with WASP and Nordic HTNs

Brutal

My pheno ain't all that but I'm white lol

 

[Minoxidilf]

Brutal

My pheno ain't all that but I'm white lol

Wym

Are u mutt or currytalian?

 

[Diyorldar]

Wym

Are u mutt or currytalian?

I'm a European mutt

Irish, German, some other stuff

 

[revant]

Yessir

Even if you’re going on a plane you can bring test.

TSA doesn’t gaf except for filled water bottles.

I’ve brought pregab, LSD, Za, peptides, and roids on planes before no issues

yeah its insane people got blow on them too, but u can be unlucky at times someone in denver TSA got fucked cus they had blow on them, dog sniffed em out

 

[Diyorldar]

yeah its insane people got blow on them too, but u can be unlucky at times someone in denver TSA got fucked cus they had blow on them, dog sniffed em out

That sucks, they typically don't care about lesser drugs

you could always say you had a script for test too