skinny jeans hurt so bad

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i acc stopped the blood flow in both my legs whilst trying to stretch them out, i'm not even remotely fat

also they're low rise and i didn't know this so my balls are in my asshole for me not to sag

i can lit get hard just my closing my legs because of how tight the fabirc is but it feels like someone is biting off my balls
 
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@inversions how does 2hollis do it?
 
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Damn too bad there’s no such thing as normal fitting jeans 😭
 
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i acc stopped the blood flow in both my legs whilst trying to stretch them out, i'm not even remotely fat

also they're low rise and i didn't know this so my balls are in my asshole for me not to sag

i can lit get hard just my closing my legs because of how tight the fabirc is but it feels like someone is biting off my balls
why would you wear skinny jeans :lul:
 
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@inversions how does 2hollis do it?
I'll ask him and let you know bro.

btw i need recommendations for jeans cuz winter coming up
 
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mirin goofymaxxing
 
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why are u wearing indian skinny jeans
 
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i acc stopped the blood flow in both my legs whilst trying to stretch them out, i'm not even remotely fat

also they're low rise and i didn't know this so my balls are in my asshole for me not to sag

i can lit get hard just my closing my legs because of how tight the fabirc is but it feels like someone is biting off my balls
buy tight sweat pants
 
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niggas not fashionable...
 
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i love skinny jeans, the best cut by far
 
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skinny jeans in 2025 is insane faggot behavior, ngl.

they look good when worn right by the right person
imo, they never look good. unless you're chad but then you can wear anything.
 
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wear something non faggy then
 
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why would you not?
they look good when worn right by the right person
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it all makes sense now. But you do you brahs :forcedsmile:
 
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btw i need recommendations for jeans cuz winter coming up
i was stuck with xtra flared sweatpants for 2 years so getting back into jeans, ESPECIALLY SKINNY feels like a curse

tbh i'm just going to give you the classic generic advice so i'll just give my "jeans grails" wich consist mostly of rick owens flares, i6w9 and HEAVY on tornado mart
 
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how skinny are we talking. something like this
 
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skinny jeans in 2025 is insane faggot behavior, ngl.


imo, they never look good. unless you're chad but then you can wear anything.
fashion has no gender
 
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Nigga ur defo thinking of this shit
i mean that's how i imagine "skinny jeans"

if it's not like that, then they're just normal jeans
 
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Wrong perception. Its okay though
don't get me wrong. im retarded when it comes to fashion

but the jeans that nigger is wearing in the photo are gay.

Ghosts Agree GIF by CBS
 
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Skinny jeans are for fags

all I wear is sweatpants and basketball shorts
 
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i acc stopped the blood flow in both my legs whilst trying to stretch them out, i'm not even remotely fat

also they're low rise and i didn't know this so my balls are in my asshole for me not to sag

i can lit get hard just my closing my legs because of how tight the fabirc is but it feels like someone is biting off my balls
Why even wear skinnys in the first place. Just get slim or regular
 
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Get slim flared bhai they fit good
i just got them low rise and a little too tight accidentally but they're really cool nontheless
 
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