Skullmoggers, how often can you not find a hat that fits you?

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My skull is flat
 
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I have a friend who legit cant wear caps cuz they never fit him. Crazy
Yeah I have the same it’s either I have to get the largest possible size or I can’t wear the hat
 
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i need costume-made hats for my giga-orc protruding forehead
 
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Yeah I have the same it’s either I have to get the largest possible size or I can’t wear the hat
Kinda crazy for me to think about. Never even been close to having this problem.

Is this sub5 trait?
 
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i don't wear hats,my hair is my hat
I have to wear a hat at work so it’s a problem for me plus I like caps and they fit my pheno but yeah it’s kind of aids getting one that fits
Kinda crazy for me to think about. Never even been close to having this problem.

Is this sub5 trait?
chad trait tbh
 
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I have to wear a hat at work so it’s a problem for me plus I like caps and they fit my pheno but yeah it’s kind of aids getting one that fits
hats look ugly on me same with headphones
 
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Yeah it just depends on your phenotype
my phenotype is idk what tbh,prob turkic since I'm hella dimorphic and have gray eyes,i haven't wore a hat in a while tho and I don't have any
 
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my phenotype is idk what tbh,prob turkic since I'm hella dimorphic and have gray eyes,i haven't wore a hat in a while tho and I don't have any
Higher male dimos tend to suffer with youthful accessories, like for example drago would look retarded with an ear piercing, but on Marlon it would work better etc.
 
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