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I wish I was a victim in the scream movies. They’re all so cool and popular and die in cool ways that makes the viewer wish they were them. Especially the “nerd” characters. Real nerds die of cancer or diabetes. But in movies like Scream, the nerd dies in some cool cinematic way like for example
“hey Lawrence look behind you, it’s the killer!” A group of stacies shout. Lawrence says some comedy shit like “wait am I gonna at least get to lose my virginity first?” Then the killer stabs him and he dies cool in front of the girls.
But in real life, nerds have no business being around girls and they don’t say comedy shit. They just sit there like fat losers and die of some painful internal shit like a brain aneurysm while rotting in a hospital bed with mommy and daddy by his side
It’s over
“hey Lawrence look behind you, it’s the killer!” A group of stacies shout. Lawrence says some comedy shit like “wait am I gonna at least get to lose my virginity first?” Then the killer stabs him and he dies cool in front of the girls.
But in real life, nerds have no business being around girls and they don’t say comedy shit. They just sit there like fat losers and die of some painful internal shit like a brain aneurysm while rotting in a hospital bed with mommy and daddy by his side
It’s over