chickenwithrice
Slay thots, dodge opps
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Alright y’all, just got my third slay of the month, and this one is prob by far on the craziest ones I’ve had lol.
Before I get into it, like I said in the last Slaylog, I don’t make these posts to brag. I make them to give hope.
Anyway, let’s get into it shall we.
The chick:
Met this chick off Snapchat once again. Usually I’ll add a girl, talk for 2–3 days, and link. This one took TWO WEEKS. I added her through Quick Add, opened with “What’s up, love? How’s your day going?” and she was responsive, gave me her IG, sent pictures, asked me questions back, etc. I’m going to be dropping the snap game post here soon but key point here, all snap game really is is just having a good profile adding bitches and looking for the bitches that are compliant/ receptive to you.
So I look up her ig and it Turns out I was already following her through my IG funnel. I checked her following and she was clearly into dudes who looked similar to me, so I figured I was probably her type. Everything was lining up.
Then she disappeared.
A couple weeks later I scrolled back through my messages and double-texted her. She responded and told me she’d been hospitalized because she’d been drinking so heavily that they thought she was mentally unwell and admitted her to a mental hospital
. Crazy foid I see, lol She eventually sobered up, got released, and that’s why she disappeared.
We talked on the phone afterward, vibed, got to know each other, and eventually I asked her to come over towards the end of the call as the convo was going v well. Wednesday conversation, Friday we set up the link.
She comes over Friday and, I’m not gonna lie, she didn’t look EXACTLY like her pictures. But honestly, I think it was mostly the bloating from all the fucking alcohol she still had a massive ass, and idk if yall can tell from my past slay logs but i def have a type lol. I swear tho this girl was an alcoholic. She walks in and basically immediately wants to start drinking.
So we’re taking shots, playing drinking games, flirting, and eventually the sexual tension is through the roof. One of the Truth or Drink questions basically asks how quickly she’d hook up with me if we were stranded somewhere, and she goes, “Right away.”
Yeah… Message received.
Things escalate from there, we start making out, and mid make out she stops me and tells me she likes it rough. this girl was unhinged, this is where things take a turn for the worst.. so she proceeds to keep drinking every couple of seconds after making out stopping me to take more shots, until she completely blacks out.
At that point I backed off because she was unconscious and obviously wasn’t in a state to consent. So now I’m just sitting there waiting for her to wake up, and then I realize something is VERY wrong.
After like 30 mins I realize my bed is wet.
I touch the sheets and spell it. PISS!!!
SHE PISSED MY FUCKING BED.
I change the sheets, clean everything up, and let her sleep it off. and ngl I’m fuming, I don’t get a lick of sleep I’m trying to wake her up but she’s not moving, I want to call her a ride but it would be a bad look on me so I just let her sleep. Hours later she finally wakes up around 5–6 AM, asks if she blacked out, then asks if anything happened between us. I tell her no, then explain what happened to my bed.
She’s absolutely MORTTIFIED ans she should be and starts apologizing, so I play it cool. Because I didn’t wanna fuck up me not slaying.
Then she looks at me with this sinister-ass smile and goes, “Let me make it up to you.”
So she starts to suck my cock, as I grip her gym-maxed ass, and after like 30 seconds I’m lowkey annoyed, so I just tell her to pull her pants down and bend over. She complies, so I start hitting it from behind, and I’m absolutely mesmerized by the ass.
I’m thinking there’s no fucking way I’m not getting a video of this so .org can see what I’m working with, so I pull out my phone and start recording. But then she catches me
. She gets mad at first, but then she’s basically like, “It’s fine, I know my ass is fat,” and just asks me to send her the videos.
So yeah, we continue for a few minutes and I finish. Ngl, I was exhausted, hungover as fuck, and at that point I just wanted to go the fuck to sleep. Overall, the juice probably wasn’t worth the squeeze, but aye.. At least I cracked.
Eventually I call her an Uber, and this girl looks at me at 6 AM and asks: “Can I take another shot?”
Y’all. This girl was fucking committed to the lifestyle. Borderline alcoholic
Got screenshot of her apologizing after and then back shot vid, wasn’t able to get an audio clip of the date like I typically do but I’ll try next time.
Sex was like 6.4/10
POSTGAME INTERVIEW:
Age: 19
Race: White/ Mexican
Body count: 17
Type: Black guys
She told me her typical happy Sunday was and I quote: “Getting cracked.”
Height preference: Very important. Face can be meh, but height is everything.
What she liked about me: Height and tattoos.
Previous relationship: Abusive boyfriend.
So yeah. Third slay of the month.
Sex was a 6.5/10 couldn’t get the audio recording because she was too drunk but got a ss of her apologizing and a back shot vid for yall.
Before I get into it, like I said in the last Slaylog, I don’t make these posts to brag. I make them to give hope.
- Show you what’s possible.
- Show you how I escalate on dates.
- Give you insight into the dating funnel I use, because you don’t just need looks. There’s a system behind this shit.
Anyway, let’s get into it shall we.
The chick:
Met this chick off Snapchat once again. Usually I’ll add a girl, talk for 2–3 days, and link. This one took TWO WEEKS. I added her through Quick Add, opened with “What’s up, love? How’s your day going?” and she was responsive, gave me her IG, sent pictures, asked me questions back, etc. I’m going to be dropping the snap game post here soon but key point here, all snap game really is is just having a good profile adding bitches and looking for the bitches that are compliant/ receptive to you.
So I look up her ig and it Turns out I was already following her through my IG funnel. I checked her following and she was clearly into dudes who looked similar to me, so I figured I was probably her type. Everything was lining up.
Then she disappeared.
A couple weeks later I scrolled back through my messages and double-texted her. She responded and told me she’d been hospitalized because she’d been drinking so heavily that they thought she was mentally unwell and admitted her to a mental hospital
. Crazy foid I see, lol She eventually sobered up, got released, and that’s why she disappeared.We talked on the phone afterward, vibed, got to know each other, and eventually I asked her to come over towards the end of the call as the convo was going v well. Wednesday conversation, Friday we set up the link.
She comes over Friday and, I’m not gonna lie, she didn’t look EXACTLY like her pictures. But honestly, I think it was mostly the bloating from all the fucking alcohol she still had a massive ass, and idk if yall can tell from my past slay logs but i def have a type lol. I swear tho this girl was an alcoholic. She walks in and basically immediately wants to start drinking.
So we’re taking shots, playing drinking games, flirting, and eventually the sexual tension is through the roof. One of the Truth or Drink questions basically asks how quickly she’d hook up with me if we were stranded somewhere, and she goes, “Right away.”
Yeah… Message received.
Things escalate from there, we start making out, and mid make out she stops me and tells me she likes it rough.
this girl was unhinged, this is where things take a turn for the worst.. so she proceeds to keep drinking every couple of seconds after making out stopping me to take more shots, until she completely blacks out.At that point I backed off because she was unconscious and obviously wasn’t in a state to consent. So now I’m just sitting there waiting for her to wake up, and then I realize something is VERY wrong.
After like 30 mins I realize my bed is wet.
I touch the sheets and spell it. PISS!!!
SHE PISSED MY FUCKING BED.
I change the sheets, clean everything up, and let her sleep it off. and ngl I’m fuming, I don’t get a lick of sleep I’m trying to wake her up but she’s not moving, I want to call her a ride but it would be a bad look on me so I just let her sleep. Hours later she finally wakes up around 5–6 AM, asks if she blacked out, then asks if anything happened between us. I tell her no, then explain what happened to my bed.
She’s absolutely MORTTIFIED ans she should be and starts apologizing, so I play it cool. Because I didn’t wanna fuck up me not slaying.
Then she looks at me with this sinister-ass smile and goes, “Let me make it up to you.”
So she starts to suck my cock, as I grip her gym-maxed ass, and after like 30 seconds I’m lowkey annoyed, so I just tell her to pull her pants down and bend over. She complies, so I start hitting it from behind, and I’m absolutely mesmerized by the ass.
I’m thinking there’s no fucking way I’m not getting a video of this so .org can see what I’m working with, so I pull out my phone and start recording. But then she catches me
. She gets mad at first, but then she’s basically like, “It’s fine, I know my ass is fat,” and just asks me to send her the videos.So yeah, we continue for a few minutes and I finish. Ngl, I was exhausted, hungover as fuck, and at that point I just wanted to go the fuck to sleep. Overall, the juice probably wasn’t worth the squeeze, but aye.. At least I cracked.
Eventually I call her an Uber, and this girl looks at me at 6 AM and asks: “Can I take another shot?”
Y’all. This girl was fucking committed to the lifestyle. Borderline alcoholic
Got screenshot of her apologizing after and then back shot vid, wasn’t able to get an audio clip of the date like I typically do but I’ll try next time.
Sex was like 6.4/10
POSTGAME INTERVIEW:
Age: 19
Race: White/ Mexican
Body count: 17
Type: Black guys
She told me her typical happy Sunday was and I quote: “Getting cracked.”
Height preference: Very important. Face can be meh, but height is everything.
What she liked about me: Height and tattoos.
Previous relationship: Abusive boyfriend.
So yeah. Third slay of the month.
Sex was a 6.5/10 couldn’t get the audio recording because she was too drunk but got a ss of her apologizing and a back shot vid for yall.
