slay report - 2 UK bops in magaluf

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went kinda before peak season, but mallorca was the first stop in our euro summer, so me and 5 boys landed in palma on thursday.

last night absolutely ripped TF out of magaluf after securing packet from some sketchy niggers in our hotel, we ended up splitting into a couple diff groups but i (6'5.5 235lb lean WASP CL) was with my boy (6'6.25 240lb lean WASP high CL) and we were getting super ferda til around 1:30am we ran into 2 blondes from Essex who were dressing terra slutty but looked rich and hot (stacylites or HHTBs with body halo and height halo) so we ended up slaying them back at their hotel.

genuinely wtf are UK birds on, they were giga freaked out and sticking multiple fingers in their own ass while we were giving them backshots and holding hands with each other in bed while we were each doing our thing.
 
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& then you looked out of your apartment in oklahoma & went to work
 
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what about the chinese shop you opened up
 
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went kinda before peak season, but mallorca was the first stop in our euro summer, so me and 5 boys landed in palma on thursday.

last night absolutely ripped TF out of magaluf after securing packet from some sketchy niggers in our hotel, we ended up splitting into a couple diff groups but i (6'5.5 235lb lean WASP CL) was with my boy (6'6.25 240lb lean WASP high CL) and we were getting super ferda til around 1:30am we ran into 2 blondes from Essex who were dressing terra slutty but looked rich and hot (stacylites or HHTBs with body halo and height halo) so we ended up slaying them back at their hotel.

genuinely wtf are UK birds on, they were giga freaked out and sticking multiple fingers in their own ass while we were giving them backshots and holding hands with each other in bed while we were each doing our thing.
did you creampie them
 
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me and 5 boys
The "me and 5 boys" in question:
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& then you looked out of your apartment in oklahoma & went to work
u mean out of sigchi house (touse) in wharton to my 3 bedroom in tribeca, going to work at CVP?
 
Thx for this pic of a bunch of random ppl with a red arrow randomly pointing at one of them
its me and the magaluf crew
 
Holy fuck the guy in your avi mogs everyone to suicide
 

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