Slay story. Cucked a guy with a Lamborghini.

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Went clubbing with an older guy that is driving a lamborghini.
I approached 2 girls, one was a fat 21yr old and the other 31 and pretty goodlooking.
After the approach I immediately pushed to leave with them to an "after party" or other location.
They both agreed and the lambo friend pushed the 31yr old to drive with him, so I had to take the fattie with me.
She really enjoyed the drive in his Lamborghini, but at the new bar location she startet to flirt with me and within 20min we where both making out in front of my cuck friend that always tries to impress girls by bragging about investments and his car.
At the end of the night she went home with me and I fucked her. She even told me that they both wanted to get me and they argued about who was the first to talk to me.

In my country having money is worth nothing to get girls. The only money you need is for logistics: crib in the city, buying drinks, ordering ubers and buying condoms.
They are even disgusted by creepy dudes trying to impress them with bragging about their money and investments.
 
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SLAY STORY 6: I just had a reverse gangbang with 20 women
SLAY STORY 7: Jordan Barrett's asshole is tighter than any pussy
 
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you are laughable. you just need to meet a certain thershold economically. no girl gives a fuck about your lamborghini especially for a ONS. only girls who care about that are sugar babies who want to have boat trips and other bs.
 
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Brutal. No Lambo for Face
 
yo how did he get a lambo ?
He saved up money like an autist while working average job in banking. Also lived with his mom for years. He is not even rich, just bought a lambo to get girls. During the week he drives a cheap car.
 
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The actual reality of every "golddigger" prank video on YouTube no girl gives a fuck that you drive a Lamborghini
 
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Went clubbing with an older guy that is driving a lamborghini.
I approached 2 girls, one was a fat 21yr old and the other 31 and pretty goodlooking.
After the approach I immediately pushed to leave with them to an "after party" or other location.
They both agreed and the lambo friend pushed the 31yr old to drive with him, so I had to take the fattie with me.
She really enjoyed the drive in his Lamborghini, but at the new bar location she startet to flirt with me and within 20min we where both making out in front of my cuck friend that always tries to impress girls by bragging about investments and his car.
At the end of the night she went home with me and I fucked her. She even told me that they both wanted to get me and they argued about who was the first to talk to me.

In my country having money is worth nothing to get girls. The only money you need is for logistics: crib in the city, buying drinks, ordering ubers and buying condoms.
They are even disgusted by creepy dudes trying to impress them with bragging about their money and investments.
Nigga no fucking man made metal with wheels gonna get u hoes its a delusion
 
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Went clubbing with an older guy that is driving a lamborghini.
I approached 2 girls, one was a fat 21yr old and the other 31 and pretty goodlooking.
After the approach I immediately pushed to leave with them to an "after party" or other location.
They both agreed and the lambo friend pushed the 31yr old to drive with him, so I had to take the fattie with me.
She really enjoyed the drive in his Lamborghini, but at the new bar location she startet to flirt with me and within 20min we where both making out in front of my cuck friend that always tries to impress girls by bragging about investments and his car.
At the end of the night she went home with me and I fucked her. She even told me that they both wanted to get me and they argued about who was the first to talk to me.

In my country having money is worth nothing to get girls. The only money you need is for logistics: crib in the city, buying drinks, ordering ubers and buying condoms.
They are even disgusted by creepy dudes trying to impress them with bragging about their money and investments.
IMG 1179
 
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He saved up money like an autist while working average job in banking. Also lived with his mom for years. He is not even rich, just bought a lambo to get girls. During the week he drives a cheap car.
BRUTALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

SAVE LIKE 200 K TO BUY A USELESS CAR TO GET MOGGED BY YOU WHO WEAR IN FLIP FLOP WHILE TALKING TO THOSE GIRLS
OVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR:forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile:


YO PASS HIM LOOKSMAX.ORG i want the lil homie talk to us
 
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The actual reality of every "golddigger" prank video on YouTube no girl gives a fuck that you drive a Lamborghini
I think there are definitely some places in each city where you find the goldigger and escort girls that would go crazy for a guy in a lambo.
 
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He saved up money like an autist while working average job in banking. Also lived with his mom for years. He is not even rich, just bought a lambo to get girls. During the week he drives a cheap car.
Nah bullshit,. guy was prolly born rich already
 
Nah bullshit,. guy was prolly born rich already
lambo isn't that expensive, u can get a used one for like 100k.
it's just a gigantic waste of money jfl.

so is buying a house/appartement. spending 500k on a bunch of bricks and some concrete.
modern economy is laughable.
 
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He saved up money like an autist while working average job in banking. Also lived with his mom for years. He is not even rich, just bought a lambo to get girls. During the week he drives a cheap car.
in turkey or what
 
I spent my day crying and deciding between the gun and the building — which would end me quicker?
 
A supercar is just a multiplier. Chad with a lambo slays more than regular Chad.
 
you are laughable. you just need to meet a certain thershold economically. no girl gives a fuck about your lamborghini especially for a ONS. only girls who care about that are sugar babies who want to have boat trips and other bs.
You are so mad. Lol.
 
He saved up money like an autist while working average job in banking. Also lived with his mom for years. He is not even rich, just bought a lambo to get girls. During the week he drives a cheap car.
He should hire it out for other retards through an agency.
 
BRUTALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

SAVE LIKE 200 K TO BUY A USELESS CAR TO GET MOGGED BY YOU WHO WEAR IN FLIP FLOP WHILE TALKING TO THOSE GIRLS
OVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR:forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile:


YO PASS HIM LOOKSMAX.ORG i want the lil homie talk to us
The day everyone types like you, is the day i rope
 
lambo isn't that expensive, u can get a used one for like 100k.
it's just a gigantic waste of money jfl.

so is buying a house/appartement. spending 500k on a bunch of bricks and some concrete.
modern economy is laughable.
Its just brain chemicals. No difference between a shoebox and a mansion.
Most mansions collect dust.
Trust me i work in the death clean business.
And the children sell everything like its garbage to us
 
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Goatis got him 🤣
Goatis funny as shit jflllll

In naeture we drink blaad and have babies

This unproductive slave is dying prematurely due to anti nuuutirents grains doesnt have 47 micro nuuutrients
 
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Its just brain chemicals. No difference between a shoebox and a mansion.
Most mansions collect dust.
Trust me i work in the death clean business.
And the children sell everything like its garbage to us
they are all just status-symbols

if I ever get a gf it needs to be some new-age hipster girl who is all about that minimalist nature life or some shit

cuz i for sure aint buying into that status-symbol scam economy
 
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they are all just status-symbols

if I ever get a gf it needs to be some new-age hipster girl who is all about that minimalist nature life or some shit

cuz i for sure aint buying into that status-symbol scam economy
All the trinkets lose value upon death. The massive amazing car that you bought for 30k will get scrapped and sold for 500.

The big piano you bought for 1000, thrown out the window, and picked and plucked.
The house will be demolished, make way for wagie apartments.
 
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He saved up money like an autist while working average job in banking. Also lived with his mom for years. He is not even rich, just bought a lambo to get girls. During the week he drives a cheap car.
Jfl but lowkey impressed. How old is your Lambro?
 
Quick update: After I ghosted her since Saturday, she is texting my lambo friend on Instagram 😂 I guess on the weekend her sexual urge was stronger, but now her logical instinct kicked in.
 
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Goatis funny as shit jflllll

In naeture we drink blaad and have babies

This unproductive slave is dying prematurely due to anti nuuutirents grains doesnt have 47 micro nuuutrients
He's incredibly low IQ but entertaining
 
Quick update: After I ghosted her since Saturday, she is texting my lambo friend on Instagram 😂 I guess on the weekend her sexual urge was stronger, but now her logical instinct kicked in.
Black pill for you
 

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