(slay story) MY FEMALE ROOMMATE HIT ON ME LAST NIGHT

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so for context i live in a house of 8 ppl (mostly guys in my frat but also other popular tall rich white slayers), two of them are studying abroad/on exchange right now so we got 2 of the hottest girls (one on exchange from norway, another from the netherlands) we could find to replace them.

last night i went out with another social circle (mixed gender) with none of my housemates and left the bars at like 1:30am, when i came back the dutch stacylite girl was fumbling with her keys at the front door, i helped her and we both got in, once we took our shoes off she pulled on my shirt and grabbed my arm and started trying to make out with me

i was wearing a black beer shirt, jeans and a backwards hat, she was in a laced black crop top, white skirt and brown cowgirl boots with gold jewlery and her medium/dark blonde hair done

i made out with her then we went to her room since mine was messy af and i was trying to be quiet-ish so ppl wouldnt notice i was slaying her and cause drama at like 2am but she was moaning rlly loud and kept making sounds and dirty talking me

i smelled a shit ton of vodka crans on her breath and she told me i smelled like cigs and beer which made sense, i went through like 9 cans and 5 marlboro smooths

i started off by fingering her and groping her tits and ass then she blew me, then i fucked her from behind and ended up cumming in her twice

instead of going back to my room i ended up just sleeping at hers

everybody knew what we did in the morning when we did our saturday morning debrief over brunch (ubereats) in the living room, my chadlite white tall rich frat slayer friends were congratulating me and the norwegian stacylite was biting her lips and smirking when the dutch stacylite was whispering to her about how i was in bed

stats for both:
me: 6'5.5 240lb north atlantid (brown hair, blue eyes), flowy mullet, athletic, top frat (touse), jock, rich parents, slayer, chadlite
her: 5'9 130lb medium blonde green eyed, flowy blowout hair, rich parents, ski/swimming, stacylite
 
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so for context i live in a house of 8 ppl (mostly guys in my frat but also other popular tall rich white slayers), two of them are studying abroad/on exchange right now so we got 2 of the hottest girls (one on exchange from norway, another from the netherlands) we could find to replace them.

last night i went out with another social circle (mixed gender) with none of my housemates and left the bars at like 1:30am, when i came back the dutch stacylite girl was fumbling with her keys at the front door, i helped her and we both got in, once we took our shoes off she pulled on my shirt and grabbed my arm and started trying to make out with me

i was wearing a black beer shirt, jeans and a backwards hat, she was in a laced black crop top, white skirt and brown cowgirl boots with gold jewlery and her medium/dark blonde hair done

i made out with her then we went to her room since mine was messy af and i was trying to be quiet-ish so ppl wouldnt notice i was slaying her and cause drama at like 2am but she was moaning rlly loud and kept making sounds and dirty talking me

i smelled a shit ton of vodka crans on her breath and she told me i smelled like cigs and beer which made sense, i went through like 9 cans and 5 marlboro smooths

i started off by fingering her and groping her tits and ass then she blew me, then i fucked her from behind and ended up cumming in her twice

instead of going back to my room i ended up just sleeping at hers

everybody knew what we did in the morning when we did our saturday morning debrief over brunch (ubereats) in the living room, my chadlite white tall rich frat slayer friends were congratulating me and the norwegian stacylite was biting her lips and smirking when the dutch stacylite was whispering to her about how i was in bed

stats for both:
me: 6'5.5 240lb north atlantid (brown hair, blue eyes), flowy mullet, athletic, top frat (touse), jock, rich parents, slayer, chadlite
her: 5'9 130lb medium blonde green eyed, flowy blowout hair, rich parents, ski/swimming, stacylite
DNR
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so for context i live in a house of 8 ppl (mostly guys in my frat but also other popular tall rich white slayers), two of them are studying abroad/on exchange right now so we got 2 of the hottest girls (one on exchange from norway, another from the netherlands) we could find to replace them.

last night i went out with another social circle (mixed gender) with none of my housemates and left the bars at like 1:30am, when i came back the dutch stacylite girl was fumbling with her keys at the front door, i helped her and we both got in, once we took our shoes off she pulled on my shirt and grabbed my arm and started trying to make out with me

i was wearing a black beer shirt, jeans and a backwards hat, she was in a laced black crop top, white skirt and brown cowgirl boots with gold jewlery and her medium/dark blonde hair done

i made out with her then we went to her room since mine was messy af and i was trying to be quiet-ish so ppl wouldnt notice i was slaying her and cause drama at like 2am but she was moaning rlly loud and kept making sounds and dirty talking me

i smelled a shit ton of vodka crans on her breath and she told me i smelled like cigs and beer which made sense, i went through like 9 cans and 5 marlboro smooths

i started off by fingering her and groping her tits and ass then she blew me, then i fucked her from behind and ended up cumming in her twice

instead of going back to my room i ended up just sleeping at hers

everybody knew what we did in the morning when we did our saturday morning debrief over brunch (ubereats) in the living room, my chadlite white tall rich frat slayer friends were congratulating me and the norwegian stacylite was biting her lips and smirking when the dutch stacylite was whispering to her about how i was in bed

stats for both:
me: 6'5.5 240lb north atlantid (brown hair, blue eyes), flowy mullet, athletic, top frat (touse), jock, rich parents, slayer, chadlite
her: 5'9 130lb medium blonde green eyed, flowy blowout hair, rich parents, ski/swimming, stacylite
Incel fantasy ramblings.
 
so for context i live in a house of 8 ppl (mostly guys in my frat but also other popular tall rich white slayers), two of them are studying abroad/on exchange right now so we got 2 of the hottest girls (one on exchange from norway, another from the netherlands) we could find to replace them.

last night i went out with another social circle (mixed gender) with none of my housemates and left the bars at like 1:30am, when i came back the dutch stacylite girl was fumbling with her keys at the front door, i helped her and we both got in, once we took our shoes off she pulled on my shirt and grabbed my arm and started trying to make out with me

i was wearing a black beer shirt, jeans and a backwards hat, she was in a laced black crop top, white skirt and brown cowgirl boots with gold jewlery and her medium/dark blonde hair done

i made out with her then we went to her room since mine was messy af and i was trying to be quiet-ish so ppl wouldnt notice i was slaying her and cause drama at like 2am but she was moaning rlly loud and kept making sounds and dirty talking me

i smelled a shit ton of vodka crans on her breath and she told me i smelled like cigs and beer which made sense, i went through like 9 cans and 5 marlboro smooths

i started off by fingering her and groping her tits and ass then she blew me, then i fucked her from behind and ended up cumming in her twice

instead of going back to my room i ended up just sleeping at hers

everybody knew what we did in the morning when we did our saturday morning debrief over brunch (ubereats) in the living room, my chadlite white tall rich frat slayer friends were congratulating me and the norwegian stacylite was biting her lips and smirking when the dutch stacylite was whispering to her about how i was in bed

stats for both:
me: 6'5.5 240lb north atlantid (brown hair, blue eyes), flowy mullet, athletic, top frat (touse), jock, rich parents, slayer, chadlite
her: 5'9 130lb medium blonde green eyed, flowy blowout hair, rich parents, ski/swimming, stacylite
proof or tales
 
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Bro he literally got exposed by @SlayerJonas 5-6 months ago for larping as male model Alex Schlab :forcedsmile:
Every single post of this guy is 100% larp and he doesn't even have any shame in making these threads that never happened
And It seems that this guy has even got some special abilities to change his height as well,two months ago he was 6'7, sometimes he is 6'8 and now he is 6'5
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@Jager @perfection is law @Klasik616
 
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Bro he literally got exposed by @SlayerJonas 5-6 months ago for larping as male model Alex Schlab :forcedsmile:
Every single post of this guy is 100% larp and he doesn't even have any shame in making these threads that never happened
And It seems that this guy has even got some special abilities to change his height as well,two months ago he was 6'7, sometimes he is 6'8 and now he is 6'5
Michael Jordan Laughing GIF

@Jager @perfection is law @Klasik616
@AspiringChanglite
 
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so for context i live in a house of 8 ppl (mostly guys in my frat but also other popular tall rich white slayers), two of them are studying abroad/on exchange right now so we got 2 of the hottest girls (one on exchange from norway, another from the netherlands) we could find to replace them.

last night i went out with another social circle (mixed gender) with none of my housemates and left the bars at like 1:30am, when i came back the dutch stacylite girl was fumbling with her keys at the front door, i helped her and we both got in, once we took our shoes off she pulled on my shirt and grabbed my arm and started trying to make out with me

i was wearing a black beer shirt, jeans and a backwards hat, she was in a laced black crop top, white skirt and brown cowgirl boots with gold jewlery and her medium/dark blonde hair done

i made out with her then we went to her room since mine was messy af and i was trying to be quiet-ish so ppl wouldnt notice i was slaying her and cause drama at like 2am but she was moaning rlly loud and kept making sounds and dirty talking me

i smelled a shit ton of vodka crans on her breath and she told me i smelled like cigs and beer which made sense, i went through like 9 cans and 5 marlboro smooths

i started off by fingering her and groping her tits and ass then she blew me, then i fucked her from behind and ended up cumming in her twice

instead of going back to my room i ended up just sleeping at hers

everybody knew what we did in the morning when we did our saturday morning debrief over brunch (ubereats) in the living room, my chadlite white tall rich frat slayer friends were congratulating me and the norwegian stacylite was biting her lips and smirking when the dutch stacylite was whispering to her about how i was in bed

stats for both:
me: 6'5.5 240lb north atlantid (brown hair, blue eyes), flowy mullet, athletic, top frat (touse), jock, rich parents, slayer, chadlite
her: 5'9 130lb medium blonde green eyed, flowy blowout hair, rich parents, ski/swimming, stacylite
Stop life mogging us bastard
 
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Bro he literally got exposed by @SlayerJonas 5-6 months ago for larping as male model Alex Schlab :forcedsmile:
Every single post of this guy is 100% larp and he doesn't even have any shame in making these threads that never happened
And It seems that this guy has even got some special abilities to change his height as well,two months ago he was 6'7, sometimes he is 6'8 and now he is 6'5
Michael Jordan Laughing GIF

@Jager @perfection is law @Klasik616
Jfl at these larpers making up fantasy stories about the life they wish they had
 
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Bro he literally got exposed by @SlayerJonas 5-6 months ago for larping as male model Alex Schlab :forcedsmile:
Every single post of this guy is 100% larp and he doesn't even have any shame in making these threads that never happened
And It seems that this guy has even got some special abilities to change his height as well,two months ago he was 6'7, sometimes he is 6'8 and now he is 6'5
Michael Jordan Laughing GIF

@Jager @perfection is law @Klasik616
why do niggas larp man :feelskek:
 
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