slay story, no larp (with proof)

[brobegooningtoanyth]

I was in Central London, a friend dares me to cold approach a girl with a boyfriend, we were in a pub and so I lock eyes with **this** girl sitting at a table next to her bf, who was honestly a walking sub-5.

"Is this guy bothering you?" I ask her, completely ignoring him.
aaand I got fucking rejected straight away, but then she goes to the toilet and she stares at me for a second and so I follow

and that ladies and gentleman is the pub bathroom

 

[Stalker]

 

[RJ_ascends]

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I was in Central London, a friend dares me to cold approach a girl with a boyfriend, we were in a pub and so I lock eyes with **this** girl sitting at a table next to her bf, who was honestly a walking sub-5.

"Is this guy bothering you?" I ask her, completely ignoring him.
aaand I got fucking rejected straight away, but then she goes to the toilet and she stares at me for a second and so I follow

and that ladies and gentleman is the pub bathroom

yo bruh london lobbies too easy
apparently everyone is manlet and sub5 there and brown

 

[Viriato_catholic]

tales

 

[jugendliebe]

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I was in Central London, a friend dares me to cold approach a girl with a boyfriend, we were in a pub and so I lock eyes with **this** girl sitting at a table next to her bf, who was honestly a walking sub-5.

"Is this guy bothering you?" I ask her, completely ignoring him.
aaand I got fucking rejected straight away, but then she goes to the toilet and she stares at me for a second and so I follow

and that ladies and gentleman is the pub bathroom

fairs

 

[gandylite.]

yo bruh london lobbies too easy
apparently everyone is manlet and sub5 there and brown

no, people there a richer and taller and better developed than average, it’s fine if you grew up there but if you lived in some random british area and then went to london you will struggle

 

[RJ_ascends]

no, people there a richer and taller and better developed than average, it’s fine if you grew up there but if you lived in some random british area and then went to london you will struggle

im in the usa bro

 

[gandylite.]

im in the usa bro

im not saying that you live in the uk im just giving an example of living in a developed to a not as developed area

 

[RJ_ascends]

im not saying that you live in the uk im just giving an example of living in a developed to a not as developed area

Oh ok
well i just turned 15 so the only girls i can get are the ones at my school