Slayed last night

[Deleted member 99995]

Lol at you believing the propaganda on this site

18 year old girls don’t give a fuck about how old you are. It’s all about how old you LOOK, how good you LOOK

Even when I was at uni I knew legit hot girls who had fucked 30+ year olds. Just ask @Amnesia hes literally one of them

@Amnesia is a young woman

 

[Soter]

Some of you may have seen my threads about getting butchered by a barber a month ago
Yesterday I got a halo inducing haircut so I was feeling good about my prospects on the night out
I just knew during the day that I was gonna slay that night due to always having the best results when I drink alcohol having not drank in a while and my crypto portfolio has soared to new all time highs while also having my own apartment to bring girls to after a night out.

Me and @forevergymcelling began pre drinking then went to a bar then a nightclub
The nightclub was fairly dead but we expected things to pick up later but it just remained the same for the entire night (clubbing is over, particularly on Fridays) so it wasn't condusive to pulling.
We were talking to a group of Scandis for most of the night
I didn't do my first approach until about 1am and I approached a chubster which was an instant blowout with her telling me she had a bf
Towards the end of the night I spoke to some more girls in the club but they weren't particularly interested
At one point I had a brief exchange with a foid near the bar but didn't think much of it
When the club closed we were talking to some guys outside and revealed our oldcel age and we were also talking to the foid from the bar earlier who heard our age reveal also

This foid then began hugging me to get warm as it was storm tier conditions then her and her chubster friend began walking away to go to guys who had moved across the street but me and FG just stood in the shelter outside the club, showing no desperation to chase and the two foids came back over to us along with some incel looking guy

We then started walking back to mine and I was shielding the foid from the rain somewhat while FG was hanging behind with the chubster and the incel
FG told the incel there was no chance he was coming back so he eventually split off and to motivate the girls to keep walking I told them they could have a shower as soon as they came back to mine

When we got back the two foids showered together then when they came out and were still drying off I brought the non chubtster foid into my room and slayed her.
I was on nofap so I gave her a 2 week nofap facial.

FG avoided doing anything with the chubster but once I finished slaying all 4 of us were in my room briefly then I started kissing the chubster and FG and the other foid left the room so i slayed the chubster which took me alot longer to finish.
The chubster left blood on my bed jfl.

Once that slay was done I was talking to both of the foids and they both got into my bed and I got into the middle between them
They took turns sucking my dick then I started banging one while they kissed each other, I then switched to the other foid and did the main positions of missonary, foid on top and dogystyle with both of them.

My dick was getting pretty sore but I managed to maintain an erection throughout and finished for the third time, they were basically behaving as if it was a threesome they viewed watching porn in terms of kissing each other etc.

I got to a point where I couldnt slay them any more so spoke to them for a while and they said that I was the first person from the south of the country they had ever met.
Due to me being a Catholic and them being protestant there was a forbidden element to them slaying a Catholic as their fathers may notapprove which they seemed to get off to.
They made reference to a movie where a Protestant foid is fucking a Catholic guy which seemed to give them a fantasy to recreate
The foids were 18 and I only realized afterwards that I matched the chubster on tinder a few months prior but she never replied to my message jfl.
One of the foid's fathers came to my house to pick them up, larping that it was the house of the brother of the other foid

@geezcel
@DoctorLooksmax
@Chadethnic101

Mirin, an experience to be remembered for sure. No condom is crazy too, I would be paranoid out off my mind.
I wish I had your stamina though

 

[Clavicular]

You legit need to come to the UK boyo, it would be fucking insane

If you booked it far in advance it wouldn’t even be that expensive. I’ve seen flights from London to NYC for £150 return

Plus you’d get in everywhere here

Im down to go in jan or feb if you guys are up for it. Would be a truly unreal mog so id make the trip.

 

[truecopecell]

Mirin, an experience to be remembered for sure. No condom is crazy too, I would be paranoid out off my mind.
I wish I had your stamina though

why wear condoms when you can bless foids with your bimax frauded semen and ruin their bloodline

 

[Soter]

why wear condoms when you can bless foids with your bimax frauded semen and ruin their bloodline

I'm all for fathering bastards but the possibility of catching herpes or hiv or some other shit is always on my mind when slaying

 

[truecopecell]

I'm all for fathering bastards but the possibility of catching herpes or hiv or some other shit is always on my mind when slaying

just more things to bless future foids with??

 

[STAMPEDE]

Im down to go in jan or feb if you guys are up for it. Would be a truly unreal mog so id make the trip.

Do you really believe he slayed anyone

 

[Soter]

just more things to bless future foids with??

that shit will make your dick hang sideways jfl

 

[fukmylyf]

Lol at you believing the propaganda on this site

18 year old girls don’t give a fuck about how old you are. It’s all about how old you LOOK, how good you LOOK

Even when I was at uni I knew legit hot girls who had fucked 30+ year olds. Just ask @Amnesia hes literally one of them

bruh i don't look any different from last year when i was still slaying college girls. Ever since the drake beef they've been treating me like shit.

I also have a lot of friends in their early 20s who were cool with it until recently. Now they make weird comments about age or try to set me up with roasties when we go out.

Has nothing to do with propaganda on this site. The drake beef was the most important cultural event of the 2020s, a defining moment in history.

I genuinely hope kendrick lamar dies. I hope he gets shot in the head on live tv at the superbowl. That ugly manlet nigger ruined everything for men

 

[Deleted member 2381]

Im down to go in jan or feb if you guys are up for it. Would be a truly unreal mog so id make the trip.

We’re actually planning one around that time

I’ll message you on discord

 

[nofap]

No, that's just how I operate tbh. I would cum extremely fast if sober but being drunk and going for multiple rounds helps my stamina
I used to have that David Laid erection pointing 90 degrees upwards dick

Has your dick angle decreased with age?
Because mine is exactly like that right now pointing straight up at the sky, touching my belly for time too time when i see a prime fat cow. It’s a pain in the ass too do doggy tough, with my rocket ready for launch penis

 

[psychomandible]

The girl wanted me to slay her friend and I said no. Then they both wanted a foursome, again I said no

Mirin adonismaxxed stoic chad

 

[geezcel]

Has your dick angle decreased with age?
Because mine is exactly like that right now pointing straight up at the sky, touching my belly for time too time when i see a prime fat cow. It’s a pain in the ass too do doggy tough, with my rocket ready for launch penis

very relatable tbh reverse cowgirl basically impossible with a spacex willy

 

[nofap]

very relatable tbh reverse cowgirl basically impossible with a spacex willy

My dick is legit like the green dick in this pic

I had a fat whale stop riding my dick reverse cowgirl because my penis pointed way too upwards and the vagina completely the other side, she stopped riding because she didn’t enjoy her fat cunt getting fucked in that way by a upwards skywards peniscel

attempting to do doggy with 300 pound fat whales legit almost snaps my penis in half when i search for their fat hairy cunts to enter

 

[Artiste]

Lol at you believing the propaganda on this site

18 year old girls don’t give a fuck about how old you are. It’s all about how old you LOOK, how good you LOOK

Even when I was at uni I knew legit hot girls who had fucked 30+ year olds. Just ask @Amnesia hes literally one of them

This is not true. They really do care about age. ESPECIALLY if you say you’re 30+.

I do agree that if you look a lot younger, they’re willing to look past a certain age. I’d say 26-27 is the cutoff for 18 year olds.

Amnesia lies about his age. He knows it’s over for him, if he reveals the truth.

 

[sqwertyl]

congratulations from a fellow underbite cel. You doubted yourself for a bit.

 

[asdvek]

Disgusting. A fat foid left blood on ur bed

 

[Deleted member 115987]

Some of you may have seen my threads about getting butchered by a barber a month ago
Yesterday I got a halo inducing haircut so I was feeling good about my prospects on the night out
I just knew during the day that I was gonna slay that night due to always having the best results when I drink alcohol having not drank in a while and my crypto portfolio has soared to new all time highs while also having my own apartment to bring girls to after a night out.

Me and @forevergymcelling began pre drinking then went to a bar then a nightclub
The nightclub was fairly dead but we expected things to pick up later but it just remained the same for the entire night (clubbing is over, particularly on Fridays) so it wasn't condusive to pulling.
We were talking to a group of Scandis for most of the night
I didn't do my first approach until about 1am and I approached a chubster which was an instant blowout with her telling me she had a bf
Towards the end of the night I spoke to some more girls in the club but they weren't particularly interested
At one point I had a brief exchange with a foid near the bar but didn't think much of it
When the club closed we were talking to some guys outside and revealed our oldcel age and we were also talking to the foid from the bar earlier who heard our age reveal also

This foid then began hugging me to get warm as it was storm tier conditions then her and her chubster friend began walking away to go to guys who had moved across the street but me and FG just stood in the shelter outside the club, showing no desperation to chase and the two foids came back over to us along with some incel looking guy

We then started walking back to mine and I was shielding the foid from the rain somewhat while FG was hanging behind with the chubster and the incel
FG told the incel there was no chance he was coming back so he eventually split off and to motivate the girls to keep walking I told them they could have a shower as soon as they came back to mine

When we got back the two foids showered together then when they came out and were still drying off I brought the non chubtster foid into my room and slayed her.
I was on nofap so I gave her a 2 week nofap facial.

FG avoided doing anything with the chubster but once I finished slaying all 4 of us were in my room briefly then I started kissing the chubster and FG and the other foid left the room so i slayed the chubster which took me alot longer to finish.
The chubster left blood on my bed jfl.

Once that slay was done I was talking to both of the foids and they both got into my bed and I got into the middle between them
They took turns sucking my dick then I started banging one while they kissed each other, I then switched to the other foid and did the main positions of missonary, foid on top and dogystyle with both of them.

My dick was getting pretty sore but I managed to maintain an erection throughout and finished for the third time, they were basically behaving as if it was a threesome they viewed watching porn in terms of kissing each other etc.

I got to a point where I couldnt slay them any more so spoke to them for a while and they said that I was the first person from the south of the country they had ever met.
Due to me being a Catholic and them being protestant there was a forbidden element to them slaying a Catholic as their fathers may notapprove which they seemed to get off to.
They made reference to a movie where a Protestant foid is fucking a Catholic guy which seemed to give them a fantasy to recreate
The foids were 18 and I only realized afterwards that I matched the chubster on tinder a few months prior but she never replied to my message jfl.
One of the foid's fathers came to my house to pick them up, larping that it was the house of the brother of the other foid

@geezcel
@DoctorLooksmax
@Chadethnic101

looks good dnr tho i need my own crib mane fuck