chrishell
Poet laureate of the deep state
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ITT i share my biggest brags of slaying
Do not be humble. Do not hold back
Mine:
- Manage to slay the sexiest womangirl at my university (U Kentucky) within 3.5 hours of meeting her (her bf was a pro basketball player too)
- Caught girls taking photographs of me I was walking down the boardwalk with my physique out
- Caught hot brunette jailbait snapping photos of me on the OuiGo train
- Left the bar with an Ivy league whore within 25 minutes of entering the venue. When I asked why she wanted to leave she said it was because I was so fucking handsome
- Standing on the road corner once in Montevideo, a bus pulls around and a girl at the back made a shocked face when she saw me standing there. She quickly turned around to get her friend's attention then pointed at me through the window as the bus was driving past
- Asked on date by Tik tok star (750k followers) / actress
- Pulled some girl in front of another girl I had gotten with a few minutes before. She got ecstatic and furious and @vanillaicecream and asked me to leave with her straight away. Was fucking her in the Gulf of Mexico (soon to be renamed Gulf of America by Trump) 10 mins later
- Matched womanfoid on Tinder who added me a group chat with her friend and asked me to come round for a threesome. They started posting nudes of themselves in the chat too in an attempt to convince me
- Being cold approached countless times in clubs without even making contact with my eyeballs @vanillaicecream, just so the girl could grope my thighs and butt
- Walking through a bar to get a drink before some girl stopped me dead in my tracks and said "you are so fucking handsome. Bet that penis is magnificent" then walked past
- I made a girl cry when I rejected her
- Girl I got with at a gender studies conference (who had a boyfriend) came back to mine and told me I was the best looking guy she had ever met
- Accumulated 20k posts systematically destroying intellectually each member of the Convex Hexagon on lookism.net
- I rejected a girl and she followed me all night to the point of standing outside the toilets waiting for me to come out (in club)
- I Got dmed on Instagram by girl with 5000 followers
- Standing in line at a festival, some guy in front of me got his friend's attention and said "Look how breedable this guy is"
- Cucked some “man” who had been in a relationship for 7 years after 3 days of knowing the girl
Do not be humble. Do not hold back
Mine:
- Manage to slay the sexiest womangirl at my university (U Kentucky) within 3.5 hours of meeting her (her bf was a pro basketball player too)
- Caught girls taking photographs of me I was walking down the boardwalk with my physique out
- Caught hot brunette jailbait snapping photos of me on the OuiGo train
- Left the bar with an Ivy league whore within 25 minutes of entering the venue. When I asked why she wanted to leave she said it was because I was so fucking handsome
- Standing on the road corner once in Montevideo, a bus pulls around and a girl at the back made a shocked face when she saw me standing there. She quickly turned around to get her friend's attention then pointed at me through the window as the bus was driving past
- Asked on date by Tik tok star (750k followers) / actress
- Pulled some girl in front of another girl I had gotten with a few minutes before. She got ecstatic and furious and @vanillaicecream and asked me to leave with her straight away. Was fucking her in the Gulf of Mexico (soon to be renamed Gulf of America by Trump) 10 mins later
- Matched womanfoid on Tinder who added me a group chat with her friend and asked me to come round for a threesome. They started posting nudes of themselves in the chat too in an attempt to convince me
- Being cold approached countless times in clubs without even making contact with my eyeballs @vanillaicecream, just so the girl could grope my thighs and butt
- Walking through a bar to get a drink before some girl stopped me dead in my tracks and said "you are so fucking handsome. Bet that penis is magnificent" then walked past
- I made a girl cry when I rejected her
- Girl I got with at a gender studies conference (who had a boyfriend) came back to mine and told me I was the best looking guy she had ever met
- Accumulated 20k posts systematically destroying intellectually each member of the Convex Hexagon on lookism.net
- I rejected a girl and she followed me all night to the point of standing outside the toilets waiting for me to come out (in club)
- I Got dmed on Instagram by girl with 5000 followers
- Standing in line at a festival, some guy in front of me got his friend's attention and said "Look how breedable this guy is"
- Cucked some “man” who had been in a relationship for 7 years after 3 days of knowing the girl
