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Firstly thanks to the interwebs for introducing me to this awesome website and this place to discuss how we men are under attack from women on a day to day basis.

Not too long ago I picked up a really cute civilian at a bar. She had been drinking. We came home and drank some more. Fucked. She enjoyed herself. We exchanged numbers. Half hour later she calls from the police station saying she had gotten pulled over for a dui. She said she needed someone to pick her up and that I had gotten her into that situation. I'm a pretty nice guy. But I don't believe I'm responsible for other peoples decisions. I told her nobody forced the drinks down your throat and she tells me, "well considering i was drunk when we had sex i could haul your ass off to jail for rape, but I'd rather have you just come over pick me up and fuck some more at your place. LOL"

I don't like the R word getting thrown around. I take it super seriously. I'm in adult industry and everytime one of us gets arrested, whether for weed possession, or public urination, we get the book thrown at us because we're men in an industry that wouldn't exist if all the people out there who judge us with one hand and masturbate with the other didn't support the industry with their constant demand for new videos/girls etc. But I digress.

I told her not to joke about shit like that and said fine I'll pick you up (pussy whipped I know but I didn't want to take the chance and it's a good thing I didn't) So I picked her up. She had sobered up by then and we fucked some more. A good angry fuck too. Anyways next morning she wakes up and says "you bruised my ass, giggle giggle, this bruise and my intoxication last night are not good news for you if i decide to cry rape." I told her "why would you even joke about doing something so fucking stupid?" And she tells me, "girls gotta do what a girls gotta do to survie know what I' sayin" My jaw just about fucking dropped. Get the fuck out I told her and she said "You're not kicking me out without some money to get home. 500 bucks for a cab and to get my car out of impound and money to get a lawyer to help me keep my license seems like a small price to pay after all i've been through these last two days. I know you got money. I know what you do for a living." And there was nothing I could do. I wrote her a check and she said "it better not bounce." And after that she wouldn't stop hounding me. Luckily I had voice mails from her that I told her about and even then she threatened that the police would be at my door in an hour. Never happened but I learned a valuable lesson. The laws favor the women in cases like this. Any woman you pick up at a bar could pull this shit on you. Try and get consent or a recording before fucking if you meet your chick at a bar or meet them at starbucks instead. It's sad we live in a world where we now have to worry about all this stuff.
 
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holy fucking shit.
my jaw dropped before yours.
This is fucking ridiculous!

Mirin' the smart.
 
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Foids are dangerous
 
okay

its time



IGNORED
 
that girl is a fucking bitch i hope the sex was worth it
 
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Wait u fucked? Is this copypasta or legit
 
I'm happy for you or sorry that it happened
 
Just don’t be a pornstar theory
 
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that girl is a fucking bitch i hope the sex was worth it
Wait u fucked? Is this copypasta or legit
It's not me, guys! It's from a porn star by the name of Mark Anthony. Dude's apparently got a legit 9" x 6" cock. He posted this online. I notice that porn star guys generally have a right-wing leaning stance on politics.
 
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This is why you should have cameras at your place recording at all times
 
Do voice recordings offer solid evidence?
 

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