forevergymcelling
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Become a weekend Uber driver
Morph the fuck out of your Uber pic. 99% of drivers are old, bald, subhuman ethics, the bar is so low. Morph pic will give you insane halo from the moment you connect to your passenger
Be gymcelled and wear T shirts that show off your arms in the car
Drive around girls all night, they wont be able to see your face properly in the dark, but dm you're GL anyway
Proceed to get hit on all night by drunks girls. Ask for their numbers. Done
Can see this working insanely good in the US
Morph the fuck out of your Uber pic. 99% of drivers are old, bald, subhuman ethics, the bar is so low. Morph pic will give you insane halo from the moment you connect to your passenger
Be gymcelled and wear T shirts that show off your arms in the car
Drive around girls all night, they wont be able to see your face properly in the dark, but dm you're GL anyway
Proceed to get hit on all night by drunks girls. Ask for their numbers. Done
Can see this working insanely good in the US
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