Slaymaxxing as LHTN (HMTN) EP 3

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So I met this one MMTB on instagram and we talk for a bit.

Valentine’s Day comes up and I basically DNR most of the foidlets because me and my friend said we’re going casino that day plus most of the foids hitting me up were like LMTBs so fuck that shit. We lost all of our money on casino but it was fun ASF.

I go back home it’s like 2 am and some girl I’m talking to (MMTB with fat ahh) hits me up and says

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AUTISM JFL “what’s so special there niggas can’t take hints” :lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:

Then we start talking and dirty and shit and she invites me over to her place which was like £38 by fucking uber but a slay is a slay. I’m half asleep too because it’s like 4 am when I pull up. First time I slay her it wasn’t too
Much of a big deal lmfao just average slay so DNR.

she hit me up yesterday saying that she’s free today I DNR her all day and then I respond and tell her that I’m coming 👀👀.

I get her a lil chocolate box from Tesco (those who know)
And I go in her accom and we fuck so DNR that bs.
We go for 2 hours and I’m lowkey getting used to not nutting quick :lul::lul::lul:. She says let’s take a break because my cock is too big NO LARPS. So she puts on a movie that I recommended. First 2 mins of the movie she turns it off and she says she wants to fuck again but I tell her “wtf I’m trynna watch ts” but she thought I was joking so I tell her “NO I want to watch” she still thinks im joking so then we fuck. As we’re fucking and she’s kissing me I realise she needed rhino and chin implant like myself :feelskek::feelskek::lasereyes:.

I see some poster that said “the great ascension”
In my brain i start caging so fucking hard. I wont ever escape the BP it’s over. I ask her wtf is that she said it’s some poem or some bs for uni she made.

She was telling me how she’s president of some debate politics society and I’m interested because I like politics. So I ask her about the Epstein files @iblamexyz
I KEEP TELLING NORMIES ABOUT IT :lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:.

We start talking about it and she’s interested but she’s soo bluepilled like I then talk about 9/11 and dancing isrealis :lul: but she thinks it’s not true what I’m saying so I say it’s smth I saw online idk. Over for my AUTISIM.

Stay tuned for next slays you goyim
 
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So I met this one MMTB on instagram and we talk for a bit.

Valentine’s Day comes up and I basically DNR most of the foidlets because me and my friend said we’re going casino that day plus most of the foids hitting me up were like LMTBs so fuck that shit. We lost all of our money on casino but it was fun ASF.

I go back home it’s like 2 am and some girl I’m talking to (MMTB with fat ahh) hits me up and says

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AUTISM JFL “what’s so special there niggas can’t take hints” :lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:

Then we start talking and dirty and shit and she invites me over to her place which was like £38 by fucking uber but a slay is a slay. I’m half asleep too because it’s like 4 am when I pull up. First time I slay her it wasn’t too
Much of a big deal lmfao just average slay so DNR.

she hit me up yesterday saying that she’s free today I DNR her all day and then I respond and tell her that I’m coming 👀👀.

I get her a lil chocolate box from Tesco (those who know)
And I go in her accom and we fuck so DNR that bs.
We go for 2 hours and I’m lowkey getting used to not nutting quick :lul::lul::lul:. She says let’s take a break because my cock is too big NO LARPS. So she puts on a movie that I recommended. First 2 mins of the movie she turns it off and she says she wants to fuck again but I tell her “wtf I’m trynna watch ts” but she thought I was joking so I tell her “NO I want to watch” she still thinks im joking so then we fuck. As we’re fucking and she’s kissing me I realise she needed rhino and chin implant like myself :feelskek::feelskek::lasereyes:.

I see some poster that said “the great ascension”
In my brain i start caging so fucking hard. I wont ever escape the BP it’s over. I ask her wtf is that she said it’s some poem or some bs for uni she made.

She was telling me how she’s president of some debate politics society and I’m interested because I like politics. So I ask her about the Epstein files @iblamexyz
I KEEP TELLING NORMIES ABOUT IT :lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:.

We start talking about it and she’s interested but she’s soo bluepilled like I then talk about 9/11 and dancing isrealis :lul: but she thinks it’s not true what I’m saying so I say it’s smth I saw online idk. Over for my AUTISIM.

Stay tuned for next slays you goyim
Good for you brah
 
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So I met this one MMTB on instagram and we talk for a bit.

Valentine’s Day comes up and I basically DNR most of the foidlets because me and my friend said we’re going casino that day plus most of the foids hitting me up were like LMTBs so fuck that shit. We lost all of our money on casino but it was fun ASF.

I go back home it’s like 2 am and some girl I’m talking to (MMTB with fat ahh) hits me up and says

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AUTISM JFL “what’s so special there niggas can’t take hints” :lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:

Then we start talking and dirty and shit and she invites me over to her place which was like £38 by fucking uber but a slay is a slay. I’m half asleep too because it’s like 4 am when I pull up. First time I slay her it wasn’t too
Much of a big deal lmfao just average slay so DNR.

she hit me up yesterday saying that she’s free today I DNR her all day and then I respond and tell her that I’m coming 👀👀.

I get her a lil chocolate box from Tesco (those who know)
And I go in her accom and we fuck so DNR that bs.
We go for 2 hours and I’m lowkey getting used to not nutting quick :lul::lul::lul:. She says let’s take a break because my cock is too big NO LARPS. So she puts on a movie that I recommended. First 2 mins of the movie she turns it off and she says she wants to fuck again but I tell her “wtf I’m trynna watch ts” but she thought I was joking so I tell her “NO I want to watch” she still thinks im joking so then we fuck. As we’re fucking and she’s kissing me I realise she needed rhino and chin implant like myself :feelskek::feelskek::lasereyes:.

I see some poster that said “the great ascension”
In my brain i start caging so fucking hard. I wont ever escape the BP it’s over. I ask her wtf is that she said it’s some poem or some bs for uni she made.

She was telling me how she’s president of some debate politics society and I’m interested because I like politics. So I ask her about the Epstein files @iblamexyz
I KEEP TELLING NORMIES ABOUT IT :lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:.

We start talking about it and she’s interested but she’s soo bluepilled like I then talk about 9/11 and dancing isrealis :lul: but she thinks it’s not true what I’m saying so I say it’s smth I saw online idk. Over for my AUTISIM.

Stay tuned for next slays you goyim
 
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So I met this one MMTB on instagram and we talk for a bit.

Valentine’s Day comes up and I basically DNR most of the foidlets because me and my friend said we’re going casino that day plus most of the foids hitting me up were like LMTBs so fuck that shit. We lost all of our money on casino but it was fun ASF.

I go back home it’s like 2 am and some girl I’m talking to (MMTB with fat ahh) hits me up and says

View attachment 4665622


AUTISM JFL “what’s so special there niggas can’t take hints” :lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:

Then we start talking and dirty and shit and she invites me over to her place which was like £38 by fucking uber but a slay is a slay. I’m half asleep too because it’s like 4 am when I pull up. First time I slay her it wasn’t too
Much of a big deal lmfao just average slay so DNR.

she hit me up yesterday saying that she’s free today I DNR her all day and then I respond and tell her that I’m coming 👀👀.

I get her a lil chocolate box from Tesco (those who know)
And I go in her accom and we fuck so DNR that bs.
We go for 2 hours and I’m lowkey getting used to not nutting quick :lul::lul::lul:. She says let’s take a break because my cock is too big NO LARPS. So she puts on a movie that I recommended. First 2 mins of the movie she turns it off and she says she wants to fuck again but I tell her “wtf I’m trynna watch ts” but she thought I was joking so I tell her “NO I want to watch” she still thinks im joking so then we fuck. As we’re fucking and she’s kissing me I realise she needed rhino and chin implant like myself :feelskek::feelskek::lasereyes:.

I see some poster that said “the great ascension”
In my brain i start caging so fucking hard. I wont ever escape the BP it’s over. I ask her wtf is that she said it’s some poem or some bs for uni she made.

She was telling me how she’s president of some debate politics society and I’m interested because I like politics. So I ask her about the Epstein files @iblamexyz
I KEEP TELLING NORMIES ABOUT IT :lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:.

We start talking about it and she’s interested but she’s soo bluepilled like I then talk about 9/11 and dancing isrealis :lul: but she thinks it’s not true what I’m saying so I say it’s smth I saw online idk. Over for my AUTISIM.

Stay tuned for next slays you goyim
proud of you
Wyll?
 
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Mirin your life
Hopefully I can reach my potential gap
Appreciate it bro, I was incel for too many years only recently I started to slay
 
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We start talking about it and she’s interested but she’s soo bluepilled like I then talk about 9/11 and dancing israelis
:lul::lul::lul:
 
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What’d you do to ascend
Lost weight hopped on better diet for past 2 years (aajonus) grew my hair fixed my acne got rid of glasses gymmaxx charisma maxx clothes maxx.
 
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Lost weight hopped on better diet for past 2 years (aajonus) grew my hair fixed my acne got rid of glasses gymmaxx charisma maxx clothes maxx.
What’d u do to lose weight
Currently a fatcell myself :feelswhy:
 
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What’d u do to lose weight
Currently a fatcell myself :feelswhy:
Literally just raw diet. I drink hella raw milk every day which suppresses my appetite to eat food and then just eat a lot of meats cooked or raw. Eat liver too raw only
 
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Literally just raw diet. I drink hella raw milk every day which suppresses my appetite to eat food and then just eat a lot of meats cooked or raw. Eat liver too raw only
Ah
Unfortunately the state I live in bans any form of raw dairy product.
It’s not my appetite that’s the problem I literally just can’t lose weight for some reason
I don’t eat organs but do eat lot of steak and it usually suppresses my appetite,I also consume a lot of caffeine
 
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Dnr
 
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Ah
Unfortunately the state I live in bans any form of raw dairy product.
It’s not my appetite that’s the problem I literally just can’t lose weight for some reason
I don’t eat organs but do eat lot of steak and it usually suppresses my appetite,I also consume a lot of caffeine
Ok mirin the fact you eat a lot of meat try organs
 
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Ik im being bluepilled but believe you’ll ascend and ykj will
Thanks bhai LHTN rn but just ND and I hate the way I lool
 
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Thanks bhai LHTN rn but just ND and I hate the way I lool
Dw bro you’re good looking then you’d be able to slay just try socialise and jester a bit
 
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if you didn’t post this thread while fucking dnr
 
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mirin the will to talk to any foid. I’m so tired of them I refuse to talk to them regardless of my libido.
 
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So I met this one MMTB on instagram and we talk for a bit.
do you get most slays from DMs brah? I’ve built up a respectable acc, I get some DMs from women but have never actually initiated a dm conversation myself


I get her a lil chocolate box from Tesco (those who know)
i am not one of those who know, whats the method
We go for 2 hours
How bro😭

Stay tuned for next slays you goyim
tag me in what’s next to come nigga:love::love::love:
 
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So I met this one MMTB on instagram and we talk for a bit.

Valentine’s Day comes up and I basically DNR most of the foidlets because me and my friend said we’re going casino that day plus most of the foids hitting me up were like LMTBs so fuck that shit. We lost all of our money on casino but it was fun ASF.

I go back home it’s like 2 am and some girl I’m talking to (MMTB with fat ahh) hits me up and says

View attachment 4665622


AUTISM JFL “what’s so special there niggas can’t take hints” :lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:

Then we start talking and dirty and shit and she invites me over to her place which was like £38 by fucking uber but a slay is a slay. I’m half asleep too because it’s like 4 am when I pull up. First time I slay her it wasn’t too
Much of a big deal lmfao just average slay so DNR.

she hit me up yesterday saying that she’s free today I DNR her all day and then I respond and tell her that I’m coming 👀👀.

I get her a lil chocolate box from Tesco (those who know)
And I go in her accom and we fuck so DNR that bs.
We go for 2 hours and I’m lowkey getting used to not nutting quick :lul::lul::lul:. She says let’s take a break because my cock is too big NO LARPS. So she puts on a movie that I recommended. First 2 mins of the movie she turns it off and she says she wants to fuck again but I tell her “wtf I’m trynna watch ts” but she thought I was joking so I tell her “NO I want to watch” she still thinks im joking so then we fuck. As we’re fucking and she’s kissing me I realise she needed rhino and chin implant like myself :feelskek::feelskek::lasereyes:.

I see some poster that said “the great ascension”
In my brain i start caging so fucking hard. I wont ever escape the BP it’s over. I ask her wtf is that she said it’s some poem or some bs for uni she made.

She was telling me how she’s president of some debate politics society and I’m interested because I like politics. So I ask her about the Epstein files @iblamexyz
I KEEP TELLING NORMIES ABOUT IT :lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:.

We start talking about it and she’s interested but she’s soo bluepilled like I then talk about 9/11 and dancing isrealis :lul: but she thinks it’s not true what I’m saying so I say it’s smth I saw online idk. Over for my AUTISIM.

Stay tuned for next slays you goyim
If you went for 2 hours and didn’t make her finish she probably just wanted to stop cuz she was bored
 
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