wasian_
gandy please i need this my face is kinda boneless
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First, I want to start off by saying if you are under 5'6 and sub-mtn click off the thread jfl. It's not worth your time to try and slay, just wait for oofy doofy theory to come true jfl.
If you are 5'7-5'9, you fall into what most women see as short. Obviously this varies from environment to environment, but this is a good estimate. The truly brutal part of having cursed height genetics and trying to slay is that women typically prefer taller men for short-term relationships or one-night stands. However, here's how I overcome this and how you can too.
1. FRAUD YOUR HEIGHT WITHOUT LOOKING LIKE A RETARD
For the love of God please do not use those retard height booster insoles. Everyone will notice at the club and your night will be ruined. However, the method I typically use is wearing a pair of boots. I go to school in the south, so luckily it's very common at bars and clubs for people to wear boots so you wont stick out and look retarded. This gives you an extra inch and a half which plays a HUGE role in your potential to slay. The nights that I have worn boots out and have been looking to slay and just dance with girls I have been successful more often than when I have not. If wearing boots will make you look retarded, another option is to get a good pair of very thick insole tennis shoes (think OnCloud, Hoka, etc.). These can give you a good height boost and not make you look retarded.
2. LOWER YOUR INHIBITION AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE
Shorter men, more often than not, have penta high inhib because they're just insecure. If you struggle with this your best bet is to lower your inhib without messing up your facial attractiveness, as without good facial attractiveness you have no hope to slay. I recommend you choose from a little alcohol (maybe 3 shots), pregabalin, baclofen, adderall, and/or coke. (haven't tried meth yet but this could be another good option). Save pregab for circumstances where you really want to slay because the withdrawals can be brutal as fuck. Baclofen I tend to save for certain events too. Neither are really sustainable long term cus they'll just fry your neurotransmitters. Bag isn't as bad as people say it is so don't be a fucking pussy. If you need the confidence do a bump it won't fucking kill you I promise (unless you get laced lmfao). Adderall helps keep dopamine and norepinephrine in your brain give you a good bost in your mood and helps you stay locked in and not be a slobbering and drooling retard when you go out. Point is, you don't want to spam alcohol because you NEED your facial attractiveness at a peak if you're short.
3. HAVE GOOD SELECTION WITH WOMEN
This should be obvious, but it is very important that you select the right girl. If you followed the height fraud advice, you should fall into an acceptable height range for good amount of girls in the club. DO NOT approach girls the same height as you or only an inch shorter. My general rule of thumb that has worked for me is to find a girl who is about at my nose or eyes MAX in terms of height. Also, a big factor in this is being able to identify attractiveness. Even if a girl is a little shorter than you and she's a looksmatch to you, she still will likely reject you due to your height UNLESS you are very attractive (htn+). If you want a more acctractive girl, you have to go shorter. Just enjoy the club but eye every girl you see and determine if it's doable to slay. You have to be brutally honest with yourself. No wishful thinking. If you do this right and you're not absolute subhuman waste, you should be almost there and on your way to a slay.
4. WHAT IF IT NOTHING IS WORKING?
We all have shitty nights at the club where nothing seems to be working. Your best bet is to rip as many shots as you can (at this point facial attractiveness goes to the wayside a bit) and hit the dancefloor where theres girls with penta low inhib. Just hop behind a girl shorter than you (at this point, again, this is your last ditch effort so don't worry about face as long as she's not suhuman or ehnic lmfaooo) and try to see if she's feeling you at all. Usually, she'll back up a bit and start dancing on you and by then you basically have the slay in the bag. If she's not feeling it (she turns her body or starts moving away) just find another girl and repeat.
5. SECURE THE SLAY
If you sucessfully find a girl that is interested in you, you should to get her back to your living space as soon as possible while both your inhibitions are penta low. The best method that I use almost everytime I slay is asking the girl to step outside or to a less crowded area for a second. Talk to her and LARP like you're not just trying to fuck her lmfao. Ask her if she wants to go to yours, and if you've gotten this far, 9/10 times she'll say yes. On the off chance she doesn't say yes just go back to the dancefloor with her, leave her eventually, and repeat. One annoying thing that I've encountered is the girl's friends (They're always fucking disgusting pigs too). They might comment on your height and tell her not to leave with you. If this happens just accept it and laugh along with them (it sucks but if you want to slay you gotta do it sometimes). The girl may still want to leave with you so then it'll be okay and you'll never have to see her friends again.
Final Advice
It's so brutal that some of us are absolutely cursed by our genetics, but if I can slay at 5'8 I'm almost certain that you all can too. Put yourself in the right environment. Don't go to Miami and expect to slay lmfao. If you're in a college town, like me, stay there. If you're not, I would advise you to find or make some friends that live in a college town and go out there. The girls are so retarded and will fuck you if you buy then a single shot and you're not ugly. All of this advice is from MY personal experience in a certain environment, so obviously it's a little biased. Good look bhais.
If you are 5'7-5'9, you fall into what most women see as short. Obviously this varies from environment to environment, but this is a good estimate. The truly brutal part of having cursed height genetics and trying to slay is that women typically prefer taller men for short-term relationships or one-night stands. However, here's how I overcome this and how you can too.
1. FRAUD YOUR HEIGHT WITHOUT LOOKING LIKE A RETARD
For the love of God please do not use those retard height booster insoles. Everyone will notice at the club and your night will be ruined. However, the method I typically use is wearing a pair of boots. I go to school in the south, so luckily it's very common at bars and clubs for people to wear boots so you wont stick out and look retarded. This gives you an extra inch and a half which plays a HUGE role in your potential to slay. The nights that I have worn boots out and have been looking to slay and just dance with girls I have been successful more often than when I have not. If wearing boots will make you look retarded, another option is to get a good pair of very thick insole tennis shoes (think OnCloud, Hoka, etc.). These can give you a good height boost and not make you look retarded.
2. LOWER YOUR INHIBITION AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE
Shorter men, more often than not, have penta high inhib because they're just insecure. If you struggle with this your best bet is to lower your inhib without messing up your facial attractiveness, as without good facial attractiveness you have no hope to slay. I recommend you choose from a little alcohol (maybe 3 shots), pregabalin, baclofen, adderall, and/or coke. (haven't tried meth yet but this could be another good option). Save pregab for circumstances where you really want to slay because the withdrawals can be brutal as fuck. Baclofen I tend to save for certain events too. Neither are really sustainable long term cus they'll just fry your neurotransmitters. Bag isn't as bad as people say it is so don't be a fucking pussy. If you need the confidence do a bump it won't fucking kill you I promise (unless you get laced lmfao). Adderall helps keep dopamine and norepinephrine in your brain give you a good bost in your mood and helps you stay locked in and not be a slobbering and drooling retard when you go out. Point is, you don't want to spam alcohol because you NEED your facial attractiveness at a peak if you're short.
3. HAVE GOOD SELECTION WITH WOMEN
This should be obvious, but it is very important that you select the right girl. If you followed the height fraud advice, you should fall into an acceptable height range for good amount of girls in the club. DO NOT approach girls the same height as you or only an inch shorter. My general rule of thumb that has worked for me is to find a girl who is about at my nose or eyes MAX in terms of height. Also, a big factor in this is being able to identify attractiveness. Even if a girl is a little shorter than you and she's a looksmatch to you, she still will likely reject you due to your height UNLESS you are very attractive (htn+). If you want a more acctractive girl, you have to go shorter. Just enjoy the club but eye every girl you see and determine if it's doable to slay. You have to be brutally honest with yourself. No wishful thinking. If you do this right and you're not absolute subhuman waste, you should be almost there and on your way to a slay.
4. WHAT IF IT NOTHING IS WORKING?
We all have shitty nights at the club where nothing seems to be working. Your best bet is to rip as many shots as you can (at this point facial attractiveness goes to the wayside a bit) and hit the dancefloor where theres girls with penta low inhib. Just hop behind a girl shorter than you (at this point, again, this is your last ditch effort so don't worry about face as long as she's not suhuman or ehnic lmfaooo) and try to see if she's feeling you at all. Usually, she'll back up a bit and start dancing on you and by then you basically have the slay in the bag. If she's not feeling it (she turns her body or starts moving away) just find another girl and repeat.
5. SECURE THE SLAY
If you sucessfully find a girl that is interested in you, you should to get her back to your living space as soon as possible while both your inhibitions are penta low. The best method that I use almost everytime I slay is asking the girl to step outside or to a less crowded area for a second. Talk to her and LARP like you're not just trying to fuck her lmfao. Ask her if she wants to go to yours, and if you've gotten this far, 9/10 times she'll say yes. On the off chance she doesn't say yes just go back to the dancefloor with her, leave her eventually, and repeat. One annoying thing that I've encountered is the girl's friends (They're always fucking disgusting pigs too). They might comment on your height and tell her not to leave with you. If this happens just accept it and laugh along with them (it sucks but if you want to slay you gotta do it sometimes). The girl may still want to leave with you so then it'll be okay and you'll never have to see her friends again.
Final Advice
It's so brutal that some of us are absolutely cursed by our genetics, but if I can slay at 5'8 I'm almost certain that you all can too. Put yourself in the right environment. Don't go to Miami and expect to slay lmfao. If you're in a college town, like me, stay there. If you're not, I would advise you to find or make some friends that live in a college town and go out there. The girls are so retarded and will fuck you if you buy then a single shot and you're not ugly. All of this advice is from MY personal experience in a certain environment, so obviously it's a little biased. Good look bhais.
