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Keep in mind this only works if you’re a decent height and not disgustingly big.
this is honestly a really simple concept not some advanced shit so don’t expect a crazy guide.
why it’s important to workout
imagine this, you are a skinny male who’s hanging out with his girlfriend, you guys begin to converse over sensitive topics revolving around prior partners and hookups. The situation is already a bit intense however your curiosity drives you to find out more. She mentions this one guy and you search up his instagram to see that he’s absolutely fucking jacked. Your heart drops into your stomach and your girlfriend asks you “what’s wrong?”. You can’t express your emotions and the looming thought of her once obsessing over this guy makes you feel more exposed and embarrassed than ever. Your iq is high enough for you to understand she obviously loved his biceps and abs since what fucking chick doesn’t. Despite her saying “idc about muscles it doesn’t matter” you’re smart enough to understand she’s lying. This right here is only one example of possible outcomes that can happen from only having facial attractiveness.
As we all hopefully know majority of your results in the gym are based off your worth ethic and what you put in - yes maybe genetics play a role but that doesn’t take away from the fact that if you train and eat well you will see good results-
Furthermore being jacked creates an immediate attractiveness boost within a women’s subconscious mind; they associate muscle with good health and dominance. Studies prove that men who have good physiques are LITERALLY rated as more attractive throughout any possible context.
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
masculinity and strength are the only consistent predictors of mating success. Meta analysis proves that a decent percentage of women believe that facial masculinity is not reliably relevant.
Now before you click off and continue to desperately search for a way to save yourself this thread is not a cope hopeful post instituting that looks don’t matter and you should become a gymcell. Im just proving the significance of a good physique.
The part you all came for
Now as promised here is how you can fraud being attractive while being a fucking ltn. Im going to be as straightforward as possible so there won’t be much and it’s honestly simple. - Assuming you have a good physique your goal is to make your physique stand out as much as possible and your looks to be hidden as much as possible. There’s many easy ways to do this eg. if you go out and your in a warmer climate throw some sunglasses on, add a hat maybe even throw on some big ass headphones to cover some of your flaws.
Now in terms of being jacked wear something that makes your physique as exposed as possible, compression shirt, wife beater tank top eg. Try to have good selection on the coloring of your clothes. If it’s winter, same shit just this time with a beanie scarf whatever the fuck just make sure your physique is the most exposed part of your body. If your around 5,10 and above, and you walk around any party setting with your shirt off and some sunglasses, with a hat I promise you, that you will not be an incel loser standing in the corner watching all your friends get with people.
what I’m implying: if your chopped and you don’t have a good physique there is still hope for you.
Wouldn’t really call this a “guide” but there’s not any other threads to post this in.
this is honestly a really simple concept not some advanced shit so don’t expect a crazy guide.
why it’s important to workout
imagine this, you are a skinny male who’s hanging out with his girlfriend, you guys begin to converse over sensitive topics revolving around prior partners and hookups. The situation is already a bit intense however your curiosity drives you to find out more. She mentions this one guy and you search up his instagram to see that he’s absolutely fucking jacked. Your heart drops into your stomach and your girlfriend asks you “what’s wrong?”. You can’t express your emotions and the looming thought of her once obsessing over this guy makes you feel more exposed and embarrassed than ever. Your iq is high enough for you to understand she obviously loved his biceps and abs since what fucking chick doesn’t. Despite her saying “idc about muscles it doesn’t matter” you’re smart enough to understand she’s lying. This right here is only one example of possible outcomes that can happen from only having facial attractiveness.
As we all hopefully know majority of your results in the gym are based off your worth ethic and what you put in - yes maybe genetics play a role but that doesn’t take away from the fact that if you train and eat well you will see good results-
Furthermore being jacked creates an immediate attractiveness boost within a women’s subconscious mind; they associate muscle with good health and dominance. Studies prove that men who have good physiques are LITERALLY rated as more attractive throughout any possible context.
Why is muscularity sexy? Tests of the fitness indicator hypothesis - PubMed
Evolutionary scientists propose that exaggerated secondary sexual characteristics are cues of genes that increase offspring viability or reproductive success. In six studies the hypothesis that muscularity is one such cue is tested. As predicted, women rate muscular men as sexier, more...
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
masculinity and strength are the only consistent predictors of mating success. Meta analysis proves that a decent percentage of women believe that facial masculinity is not reliably relevant.
Now before you click off and continue to desperately search for a way to save yourself this thread is not a cope hopeful post instituting that looks don’t matter and you should become a gymcell. Im just proving the significance of a good physique.
The part you all came for
Now as promised here is how you can fraud being attractive while being a fucking ltn. Im going to be as straightforward as possible so there won’t be much and it’s honestly simple. - Assuming you have a good physique your goal is to make your physique stand out as much as possible and your looks to be hidden as much as possible. There’s many easy ways to do this eg. if you go out and your in a warmer climate throw some sunglasses on, add a hat maybe even throw on some big ass headphones to cover some of your flaws.
Now in terms of being jacked wear something that makes your physique as exposed as possible, compression shirt, wife beater tank top eg. Try to have good selection on the coloring of your clothes. If it’s winter, same shit just this time with a beanie scarf whatever the fuck just make sure your physique is the most exposed part of your body. If your around 5,10 and above, and you walk around any party setting with your shirt off and some sunglasses, with a hat I promise you, that you will not be an incel loser standing in the corner watching all your friends get with people.
what I’m implying: if your chopped and you don’t have a good physique there is still hope for you.
Wouldn’t really call this a “guide” but there’s not any other threads to post this in.
