Sleeping on stomach is superior but comes with caveat

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Jason Voorhees

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I used to be prone mastrubator so sleeping on my stomach means my penis making contact with the mattress and making me horny in the ghost hours in the morning and my gf can't magically spawn at 3 am in my bed to drain my horniness and I don't want to fap and ruin the bedsheets and my dignity so i sleep on my back instead. Im less horny that way.
 
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my gf can't magically spawn at 3 am in my bed to drain my horniness
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other than that seems like a 2 method, prob uncomfortable tho
 
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other than that seems like a 2 method, prob uncomfortable tho
I don't like sleeping on back because all pressure falls on the spine
 
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I sleep on my side curdled slightly like a animal
 
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ngl as a grown ass man itโ€™s lowkey unacceptable to sleep on your stomach
 
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Sleeping on my sides and stomach causes shoulder and rotator cuff and elbow issues immediately. I need 100% back sleeping on a hard surface to maintain my otherwise perfectly super healthy shoulders and elbows. I can do ANY movement in the gym including most high shoulder risk ones otherwise.
 
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I used to be prone mastrubator so sleeping on my stomach means my penis making contact with the mattress and making me horny in the ghost hours in the morning and my gf can't magically spawn at 3 am in my bed to drain my horniness and I don't want to fap and ruin the bedsheets and my dignity so i sleep on my back instead. Im less horny that way.
What is that
 
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I used to be prone mastrubator so sleeping on my stomach means my penis making contact with the mattress and making me horny in the ghost hours in the morning and my gf can't magically spawn at 3 am in my bed to drain my horniness and I don't want to fap and ruin the bedsheets and my dignity so i sleep on my back instead. Im less horny that way.
Apparently doing that method acc breaks ur dick.
 
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Bro people be posting anything nowdays
 
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I just sleep facing the walk and alternate sides every night
 
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I grew up in the same position hugging a massive pillow and had trouble sleeping without it

I stopped when I started sleeping in the woods
Glad youโ€™re over it
 
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Apparently doing that method acc breaks ur dick.
I know. I had induced erectile dysfunction due to this. Legit felt nothing. I had to do no fap for weeks and sleep on my back to feel anything. It's like death grip cooming
 
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I know. I had induced erectile dysfunction due to this. Legit felt nothing. I had to do no fap for weeks and sleep on my back to feel anything. It's like death grip cooming
Oh that explains a lot lol
 
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I used to be prone mastrubator so sleeping on my stomach means my penis making contact with the mattress and making me horny in the ghost hours in the morning and my gf can't magically spawn at 3 am in my bed to drain my horniness and I don't want to fap and ruin the bedsheets and my dignity so i sleep on my back instead. Im less horny that way.
i always tried prone masturbating it was like edging but wasnt fun enough so i stopped
 
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I know. I had induced erectile dysfunction due to this. Legit felt nothing. I had to do no fap for weeks and sleep on my back to feel anything. It's like death grip cooming
Thats horrifying holy, i death grip lowkey :forcedsmile:. And cumming in ur pants is like top 10 most annoying things too so itโ€™s literally never worth it.
 
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