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WhoTookVendetta

WhoTookVendetta

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holy LDAR woke up and my head hurts a little

 
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good for you
 
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any drugs or just you are tired
 
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How
 
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I have reasonable suspicion to think that this long sleep actually was a form of cocoonic hibernation technique to make you ascend. Has your PSL increased by 0.2?
 
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Must've been great
 
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I have reasonable suspicion to think that this long sleep actually was a form of cocoonic hibernation technique to make you ascend. Has your PSL increased by 0.2?
As a nerd who's studied this deep mythical practice his whole life, to get a real 0.2 PSL gain you need at least 16 hours of sleep, not 14 like the user said. Which means you're full of shit.
 
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idk from stroking my dick :catRAVE:


i forgot
Amnesia seems to be a side-effect of this cocoonic hibernation technique. Please drink some warm tea as a remedy!!
 
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why u put james sapphire links in ur signature
 
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Amnesia seems to be a side-effect of this cocoonic hibernation technique. Please drink some warm tea as a remedy!!
Hey could u explain this technique to me ?
 
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Hey could u explain this technique to me ?
Cocoonic hibernation is my super special sleepy technique hehe~!! You just curl up all cozy in a dark, chilly room and snuggle under super heavy blankies (after OD'ing) like a lil cocoon baby for 14 to 18 whole hours uwu. No lights, no phone, just zzz time!! It makes your body go “growth hormone go brrrrrr” and lowers the yucky stress stuff, so when you finally wake up your face looks a tiny bit cuter and glowier and maybe even a smol +0.2 PSL boost from less puff and better skin~ ♡ The silly brain fog/amnesia is just your head doing big remodels inside, so sippy warm tea right after and it goes poof!! Gotta do at least 16 hours tho for the real magic ascension feelings!! >w (high effort rep me you retards !!)
 
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Cocoonic hibernation is my super special sleepy technique hehe~!! You just curl up all cozy in a dark, chilly room and snuggle under super heavy blankies (after OD'ing) like a lil cocoon baby for 14 to 18 whole hours uwu. No lights, no phone, just zzz time!! It makes your body go “growth hormone go brrrrrr” and lowers the yucky stress stuff, so when you finally wake up your face looks a tiny bit cuter and glowier and maybe even a smol +0.2 PSL boost from less puff and better skin~ ♡ The silly brain fog/amnesia is just your head doing big remodels inside, so sippy warm tea right after and it goes poof!! Gotta do at least 16 hours tho for the real magic ascension feelings!! >w (high effort rep me you retards !!)
You deserve at least 1000 rep revoked for this
 
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