Slept at a girls house (she covered the pillows with plastic) GTFIH! Craziest story you will hear today!

[DownwardGrowthCel]

I’m a professional softmaxxer. Or so I thought…

I’ve been using tanning drops and eyebrows colouring for about 7 months to get my pale ahh skin a nice looking tan and my eyebrows ti be more defined.

i texted this girl for 2 weeks, and after that she invited me to her own house party that she hosted.

The clock was like 4am and there was no way that me and my friends could go home. So we ended up sleeping at her house.

I aksed if I and her should sleep together, and she said yes Ofc which is not surprising considering we made out 15 min ago.

We go in to her room and she says “wait here I’ll be back in 2min, don’t sleep yet”. She comes back with plastic wrap and wraps the pillows. I asked her what the fuck she was doing, and she said “you have makeup in your face, I don’t want my pillows to become stained.

I asked her what she meant while my heart started raising. And this nigga answered “yeah? It’s obvious that you paint your face”

Ain’t no fucking way

 

[76.1]

bro i thought your girl was fucking dexter give me back the 50 seconds i spent reading this

 

[lnceIs]

Niggas are actually the npc looksmaxxers normies joke about

 

[ropemaxxer82]

at least shes chill about it

 

[mr123456]

idk why you niggas wear make up lmao so out of touch you think no one notices

 

[3xaersaw]

at least she let you in her bed, keep wearing it she doesnt gaf

 

[5OuttaTen]

bro i thought your girl was fucking dexter give me back the 50 seconds i spent reading this

Tonight’s the night

 

[mirrormogger]

ahahahah she thought u were a fag. no wonder she let you in on the sleepover

 

[DownwardGrowthCel]

ahahahah she thought u were a fag. no wonder she let you in on the sleepover

you’re joking about it, but you might be on to something ngl

 

[armemann]

how the fuuck didnt she care about it, thats so weird

 

[DownwardGrowthCel]

at least she let you in her bed, keep wearing it she doesnt gaf

Chill girls are the best

 

[User28823]

been saying this..

its obvious asf if u wear makeup

us chadlites do not need to cope with such nonsense

 

[DownwardGrowthCel]

how the fuuck didnt she care about it, thats so weird

she’s a nice foid

 

[DownwardGrowthCel]

been saying this..

its obvious asf if u wear makeup

us chadlites do not need to cope with such nonsense

”us”? Talking bout me?

 

[CoderShaper]

annoying and brutal, i once made the mistake of tinting my face for two days and it was so obvious it pissed me off that i even did it because it looked retarded ffs

 

[armemann]

she’s a nice foid

yeah but didnt she think that you were gay or some shit, bc u never see guys wearing maekup... crazy that she still made out with you and only mentioned her noticing it so late

 

[DownwardGrowthCel]

yeah but didnt she think that you were gay or some shit, bc u never see guys wearing maekup... crazy that she still made out with you and only mentioned her noticing it so late

Tbh idk. She was horny probably, because apparently she had fucked a lot of guys. This shit turned me off so fast.

 

[armemann]

Tbh idk. She was horny probably, because apparently she had fucked a lot of guys. This shit turned me off so fast.

where are you from

 

[mirrormogger]

you’re joking about it, but you might be on to something ngl

im not joking jflll lots of girls into sissy fag boys these days. the porn got to them now they have these fetishes

 

[takethezincpill]

“yeah? It’s obvious that you paint your face”

Gulp

 

[_Nazareth_]

I’m a professional softmaxxer. Or so I thought…

I’ve been using tanning drops and eyebrows colouring for about 7 months to get my pale ahh skin a nice looking tan and my eyebrows ti be more defined.

i texted this girl for 2 weeks, and after that she invited me to her own house party that she hosted.

The clock was like 4am and there was no way that me and my friends could go home. So we ended up sleeping at her house.

I aksed if I and her should sleep together, and she said yes Ofc which is not surprising considering we made out 15 min ago.

We go in to her room and she says “wait here I’ll be back in 2min, don’t sleep yet”. She comes back with plastic wrap and wraps the pillows. I asked her what the fuck she was doing, and she said “you have makeup in your face, I don’t want my pillows to become stained.

I asked her what she meant while my heart started raising. And this nigga answered “yeah? It’s obvious that you paint your face”

Ain’t no fucking way

Nigga got caught im dead

 

[DownwardGrowthCel]

Bump

 

[DownwardGrowthCel]

bump

 

[Shirobon]

I’m a professional softmaxxer. Or so I thought…

I’ve been using tanning drops and eyebrows colouring for about 7 months to get my pale ahh skin a nice looking tan and my eyebrows ti be more defined.

i texted this girl for 2 weeks, and after that she invited me to her own house party that she hosted.

The clock was like 4am and there was no way that me and my friends could go home. So we ended up sleeping at her house.

I aksed if I and her should sleep together, and she said yes Ofc which is not surprising considering we made out 15 min ago.

We go in to her room and she says “wait here I’ll be back in 2min, don’t sleep yet”. She comes back with plastic wrap and wraps the pillows. I asked her what the fuck she was doing, and she said “you have makeup in your face, I don’t want my pillows to become stained.

I asked her what she meant while my heart started raising. And this nigga answered “yeah? It’s obvious that you paint your face”

Ain’t no fucking way

finally something good on offtopic