Small beer bottle maxxing

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Girls now use the arcane tricks of trigonometry and ratios to measure how tall their matches are on Tinder. They now measure items in the picture and then measure you using them, much like /fit/ on 4chan has done for years to expose manlets.

make sure to use slightly smaller than average items in your pictures to appear huge. Small beer bottles, small shoes, small phones, manlet friends, etc. I’m not concerned since I’m 6’1 and look big in pictures already but most of you guys lie and add 3 inches to your height when you post here so for your sakes do this to avoid the wrath of women forced to do manletmatics.

 

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GEt a small house

 

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GEt a small house

Behind the wheel of a small automobile
with a beautiful small house
And a beautiful small wife
And you may ask yourself
How did I get here?

letting the swipes go by, don’t let manlets get to bone
Letting the swipes go by, matches flowing on my phone
I just got blew again after the Stacy’s gone
Props not life sized, matches measuring my phone

 

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someone remind me again why we started asking women for consent

 

[Warlow]

"most of you guys lie" speak for yourself you utter manlet

 

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"most of you guys lie" speak for yourself you utter manlet

How were you able to reach the keyboard with those stubble manlet arms? I don’t even know your height but can already tell you’re upset you were indirectly called out

I recommend a 6 inch beer bottle especially for you. I would recommend 7 inches but it might make you feel uncomfortable

 

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get a small gf

 

[Deleted member 13409]

get a small gf

Get limb shortening and penis decompression too

 

[Deleted member 8244]

Get limb shortening and penis decompression too

yes i need penis depression, its too happy

 

[Deleted member 13409]

yes i need penis depression, its too happy

The smaller your penis the taller you look in comparison!

put that dick on Valium

 

[Deleted member 8244]

The smaller your penis the taller you look in comparison!

the more high smart you become according to greek

 

[Deleted member 13409]

the more high smart you become according to greek

Greeks were so based with their tiny little penises. They said that big penises were the work of barbarians and the romans agreed.

small penis means very tall and civilized!!!!

 

[Deleted member 8244]

barbarians

i play coc

 

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I bet this disgusting manlet has a massive and repulsive 16 inch meaty hunk of a sausage. Fucking gross. Cannot be saved by beer bottles unlike the great David of Goliath

 

[Deleted member 13409]

The Romans invented Reverse-Jelqing whereby massaging your penis it would shrivel up and become smaller. They did this to appear taller and increase their IQ.

 

[Deleted member 8244]

I bet this disgusting manlet has a massive and repulsive 16 inch meaty hunk of a sausage. Fucking gross. Cannot be saved by beer bottles unlike the great David of Goliath

he has to drink extra large beer bottle

 

[Deleted member 8244]

The Romans invented Reverse-Jelqing whereby massaging your penis it would shrivel up and become smaller. They did this to appear taller and increase their IQ.

based, anything above 4 inches hurts a girls vagina

 

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15 Genius Ways To Figure Out How Tall A Guy Is On A Dating App

So you just matched with this certified hottie on Tinder and the banter is THROUGH THE ROOF, but since you're a solid 5'10'', you have just got to know how tall he is before committing to anything. You don't want to risk looking like a total jerk…

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1. Use short friends as a prop
2. Say your kids would be 6’6”
3. Train yourself to be allergic to pics of Napoleon
4. Say you eat 4000 kcal a day
5. Say you got a knee injury from college basketball and can’t play no more
6. Small beer bottle maxxing
7. Say your doppelgänger is Dennis Rodman
8. Use short friends as a prop
9. Say you’re allergic to peanut butter but would otherwise grab it with ease
10. She isn’t gonna measure your mom and dad and if she does she’s Amber Heard tier wacko
11. Beer bottle maxxing and using short friends as a prop
12. Big Tall Fat Penis Man
13. Say same as your fake height
14. Agree with her
15. basketball

Most of the time just say you played basketball and use manlet friends as props, and small beer bottle maxx

 

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